Andie Dandy Notebook

Adulting? yeah sure

[Andie Dandy Notebook @AndieRoseR]

TS12 before HS4 is hilarious

[Andie Dandy Notebook @AndieRoseR]

Literally I gasped so loud when he popped on the screen 😅

[shaz | zheng’s pr manager @fitzdhargrvs]

blah blah blah proper name place name backstory stuff #TonyAwards

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My Twitter feed if just Biphobia ft Billie Eilish, LA and ICE and the Tony’s……2025 what are you…

[lotte ⁴⁴ @lotteyaps]

THE FULL HAMILTON TEN YEAR REUNION PERFORMANCE!!!! #Hamilten #TonyAwards

[Andie Dandy Notebook @AndieRoseR]

“I need a 3 day weekend and a line of cocaine”

my coworker standing innocently behind me: *dying*

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My mother to my father: Did you just microwave your pizza?
My father: yep
My mother: Please don’t tell people you’re from New Jersey

[Andie Dandy Notebook @AndieRoseR]

See also:
“Who needs men when you have garlic”

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“If food could make me come I would just never date”

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Me: Why is Florence Pugh so hot 😭

Roomie: Global warming….idk

Roomie: You said Florida right?

[Andie Dandy Notebook @AndieRoseR]

5 y/o: *trying to put on new shoes that are zip tied together*
Me: We have to wait till we stop to get scissors

~5 min later~

5 y/o: Mom look!
Mom: I can’t I’m driving
Me: Did you put your shoes on even though they’re still connected?
5 y/o: yeah…

[Andie Dandy Notebook @AndieRoseR]

Quotes from Alyssa:

“Why is this tea spicy?”

“That’s Dr. Pepper”

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The three types of Florida men
1) HoldsFish
2) Raves
3) Military/country boi

[Andie Dandy Notebook @AndieRoseR]

*talking to friend about tinder*

“Wonder bread has more personality than men in Florida”

🤣🤣🤣

[Andie Dandy Notebook @AndieRoseR]

@SaraG_1212 *oh no sound clip from TikTok plays*

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@SaraG_1212 I did my make up and hair and it turned out so bad anyway and I was just like whyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Andie Dandy Notebook @AndieRoseR]

@SaraG_1212 Oh mood

[Andie Dandy Notebook @AndieRoseR]

My teacher fighting us on why she can tell us “no” but not her clients

“Don’t blame me for capitalism.”
😂

[Andie Dandy Notebook @AndieRoseR]

Girl in class who recently dyed hair ginger: We know I don’t have a soul

Taylor: You didn’t have a soul when you were blonde

🤣

[Andie Dandy Notebook @AndieRoseR]

*Looking up how to become an ordained minister online*

“Free, quick, easy, and legal. I like all those words”

[Andie Dandy Notebook @AndieRoseR]

Dis bitch over here
“I wish I was allergic to something normal like peanuts”

“What ARE you allergic too?”

“Icy hot”