Andie Polk

just an overstimulated mom with ADD still trying to convince my four year old to eat something that is NOT a snack.

[Andie Polk @AndieWithAnIE]

Hey Alabama. 👋🏻
Hi. Yes. So. 👏🏻
How will you be lowering the cost of adoption?
How will you provide health AND mental health care to the women AND YOUNG GIRLS being forced to carry to term?
How will your state’s foster care improve?
Waiting for answers. #AlabamaAbortionBan

[Andie Polk @AndieWithAnIE]

Planning my stay at the historic 1905 Basin Park Hotel. Here's a perk for friends and family: https://t.co/tssGVsk3rm @BasinParkHotel

[Andie Polk @AndieWithAnIE]

@clhubes My 4 year old once asked me what a mouse car horn would sound like and when I asked what she said “squeak squeak”. Kids are awesome

[Andie Polk @AndieWithAnIE]

I think I am officially grossed out by social media

[Andie Polk @AndieWithAnIE]

@MxCanCanyuh @eloonthediddler @jay_bizzz @Das_Not_Gooddd @cuntchael It wasn’t an in the moment attack that they were responding to, so self defense does not apply to this situation.

[Andie Polk @AndieWithAnIE]

@Flawedless77 @cuntchael Gypsy Rose didn’t physically commit a crime. Her boyfriend did. The two cannot be compared. It is sad what the brothers went through. They still murdered their parents and it was premeditated. Convictions are dealt in terms of the law, not feelings. They still killed two people.

[Andie Polk @AndieWithAnIE]

@warfordcourtney Christians: “they say it’s not about me, BUT WHAT IF IT IS?” Egotistical maniacs. Lol 😂

[Andie Polk @AndieWithAnIE]

Ya know what drives me nuts about evangelical Christians? They assume intent behind decisions that they aren’t involved in. Example: Paris Olympics opening ceremony is “satanic”. Like. I don’t think they sat around a table and were like. Let’s piss off the Christians.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Southern bro breaks down the MAGA meltdown about the "Last Supper" at the #OpeningCeremony….I’m crying 🤣�

[Andie Polk @AndieWithAnIE]

I wish I was more well spoken because I would start a whole podcast on this weird phenomenon.

[Andie Polk @AndieWithAnIE]

If you had told me that I would be full on sobbing while watching A Quiet Place Day One, I would not have believed you. That was a beautiful film.

[Andie Polk @AndieWithAnIE]

Sent my husband @chapelroan’s album and he texted me a couple hours later and asked, “are you bisexual?”
Me: 😏 😫🫠

[Andie Polk @AndieWithAnIE]

@diannasaurusr3x Normal

[Andie Polk @AndieWithAnIE]

@ceasarsaladslut @Komaniecki_R Yes! One tiny snapshot of an irrational melt down does not indicate good/bad parents. I’m a good parent. My kid had a 20 min meltdown because I wouldn’t turn the car around so she could see a donkey. lol 😂

[Andie Polk @AndieWithAnIE]

@AppWoodHome @DonMiami3 @MacroEdgeRes @MacroEdgeVision @AustinWhittRE Same! Except my mom has never watched my daughter. We moved closer to them to be by “family” and they attempt to see her maybe once a month. Our community is made entirely of friends.

[Andie Polk @AndieWithAnIE]

@Magzdilla2early @WomnOfValor Girl, SAME.

[Andie Polk @AndieWithAnIE]

Idk I’m behind but somebody better love Kordell or I swear to GAWT @loveislandusa

[Andie Polk @AndieWithAnIE]

@emilykmay Awwwww how wholesome

[Nikki ✨💙 @Ding_Gorgeous]

You know he pitched being the vigilante sh*t chair first & she had to reign him in

[sophie ☁️🩷 @sophalofs]

i think it’s only fair that the chiefs reciprocate this energy and put taylor in for a drive