Andie B

we should totally just stab caesar

[Andie B @Andie_B]

My sisters and I are just flipping each other off on FaceTime most of the time

[Andie B @Andie_B]

@wilkins_____ hahaha toilet paper stock looked low too

[Andie B @Andie_B]

Waited in a long ass line to get a $5 rotisserie chicken at Costco. It’s rough out here.

[Andie B @Andie_B]

my mom said I need to eat noodles, round fruit, make bibingka and wear red for good luck in 2024. trying to figure out how I can efficiently do all 4 in the next 5 and a half hours

[Andie B @Andie_B]

Meryl Streep has been secretly divorced for 6 years. That makes me feel a little better

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“Oh didn’t you take a picture of a baby once?!” - @Andie_B ´s job in a nutshell

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@SaraKylee LMAOO just once☝🏾

[Andie B @Andie_B]

Was thinking about a friend just last week not even realizing it was her birthday today. I love that happenstance shit. She would’ve been 30 today💚 So crazy how time flies.

[Andie B @Andie_B]

damn should I have cared more about the moon yesterday??

[Andie B @Andie_B]

Fuck Mickey Mouse. People are sleeping on Oswald the Lucky Rabbit.

[Andie B @Andie_B]

@noellewinter 🙃🔫

[Andie B @Andie_B]

My glasses broke this morning, I have to get on a plane in less than 24 hours, I’m not even packed yet, the dishes aren’t done and the dog still needs a BATH!!!!

[Andie B @Andie_B]

@juliaaatom lol I’m gonna forget something I already know it

[Andie B @Andie_B]

should stop taking strange people I barely know to places that I like

[Andie B @Andie_B]

@noellewinter Still need to watch the reunion

[Andie B @Andie_B]

@noellewinter This show is messing me tf up

[Andie B @Andie_B]

@noellewinter jesus..my head would probably be shaped like that too

[Andie B @Andie_B]

am I gonna just snap one day and shave off all my hair??

[Andie B @Andie_B]

mostly just sad

[Andie B @Andie_B]

doing my taxes made me realize how chaotic last year was. hate that.