Andie bo-bandie

Guy Fieri stan account.
my depression might be chronic, but my ass is iconic

[Andie bo-bandie @Andie_J97]

I would shotgun an iced tea any day of the week

[Andie bo-bandie @Andie_J97]

@SaltyCrabYT https://t.co/Z0vyUAoZ7W

[Andie bo-bandie @Andie_J97]

@AshlynnWarford Being single is so freaking hard bro. I'm honestly so proud of you.

[Andie bo-bandie @Andie_J97]

I would trade 30 years off my life for my cat.
She would trade me for a pork rind.

[Andie bo-bandie @Andie_J97]

My disabled cat meowing at me and asking for "uppies" is one of my only reasons to live 😅

[Andie bo-bandie @Andie_J97]

Can you take the gift & accept my invitation? We can both get free gifts this way!🎁
Search my code in Temu or tap my link to download & accept my invite
206661324
https://t.co/O7QBIsjLTc

[Andie bo-bandie @Andie_J97]

Can you take the gift & accept my invitation? We can both get free gifts this way!🎁
Search my code in Temu or tap my link to download & accept my invite
206661324
https://t.co/qRHKmh4SWo

[Andie bo-bandie @Andie_J97]

Can you take the gift & accept my invitation? We can both get free gifts this way!🎁
Search my code in Temu or tap my link to download & accept my invite
206661324
https://t.co/OLXGEsNVxV

[Andie bo-bandie @Andie_J97]

Can you take the gift & accept my invitation? We can both get free gifts this way!🎁
Search my code in Temu or tap my link to download & accept my invite
206661324
https://t.co/z14GKSN75n

[Andie bo-bandie @Andie_J97]

Can you take the gift & accept my invitation? We can both get free gifts this way!🎁
Search my code in Temu or tap my link to download & accept my invite
206661324
https://t.co/O1o440HMU0

[Andie bo-bandie @Andie_J97]

Putting "Call my mom. I'm disabled" on my cat's tag 😭😭

[Andie bo-bandie @Andie_J97]

Okay, who let me have THREE cats? 😂

[Andie bo-bandie @Andie_J97]

Not me tuning into my bosses radio talk show in the morning to see if he's in office or not.

If I can work at home I will 😅

[Andie bo-bandie @Andie_J97]

Damn. This inflation. A cup of ice from @caseysgenstore used to be free if I brought my own cup. Now it's 0.64

[Andie bo-bandie @Andie_J97]

Rent: $1500/ month
Childcare: $1500/month
Groceries: $400/ month
Utilities: $500/ month

How are single moms supposed to live in this economy?

[Andie bo-bandie @Andie_J97]

I wonder what @MatthewPerry was going to be for Halloween.

Doesn't matter now I guess. A ghost it is.

[Andie bo-bandie @Andie_J97]

Don't mind me. I'm just over here laughing at all the girls who ever called me fat. They're fatter than I am now. Karma is a bitch.

[Flavortown @flavortown]

Plot Twist: UFOs are just looking for America's greatest diners, drive-ins and dives 🛸

[Andie bo-bandie @Andie_J97]

Mondays got me like

[Andie bo-bandie @Andie_J97]

If you don't stop at a little kids lemonade stand, you're the worst type of person.

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

I’m a @Barbie Guy 🎶😂 #TripleDFriday