Chris Anderson

Back in the UK

[Chris Anderson @AndoChris]

Guessing this is where Daaaaaaak Rambo gets his teeth done? @NeoScum @ItsMigdallTime

[Chris Anderson @AndoChris]

@6thfret Lexx!

[Lily Potkin @MissPotkin]

So my friend called me this morning to talk about something that happened to her last night. She’s been trying to find someone to date…extremely casually. She doesn’t have time for a full blown relationship and basically all she wants is a nice man to have sex with.

[Gary Delaney: On tour @GaryDelaney]

Someone asked if they could borrow some Rohypnol so I said ‘Sure, knock yourself out’.

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

I’ve just seen a witch and a lion trying to carry a huge wardrobe into the house next door - I asked what they were up to and they said "Narnia business".

[Chris Anderson @AndoChris]

@6thfret 15 Storeys High is woefully under-appreciated

[We're just normal men @wejustnormalmen]

We're just normal men

[Chris Anderson @AndoChris]

@6thfret Get with the times, Simon! We’re on metric now!

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Whenever I tell my partner "I love you" I always silently suffix it with "but we've only got 14 hours to save the earth" in honour of Dale Arden in the Flash Gordon film. It's a little infantile but it's always makes me laugh, again silently.

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Obsessed with these stories of James Corden being terrible

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Well I wasn’t expecting to cry after reading about Caroll Spinney, the man inside Big Bird

[AFC GLEN @AFC_GLEN]

French TV show invited people with unusual laughs to sit together….. the outcome is fucking brilliant. 😂

[Chris Anderson @AndoChris]

@6thfret Hope you feel better soon Simon

[Nat @unfortunatalie]

Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.

[On Takahashi （高橋温） @OnTakahashi]

Many gaijins have adopted Japanese. But as a Japanese person, I was born in it, moulded by it.

There are aspects of Japanese culture that can only be explained by a native Japanese person.

I'll try my best to share some of these with my English speaking followers.

A thread:

[Brynnester @BrynneHirst_Art]

As I get older and I remember all the people I’ve lost along the way I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

"I squat 315" "I bench press 225" ok well while you're lifting weights I'm lifting my homies' spirits with little jokes and tomfoolery

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

I am reliably informed this is a real language spoken by a real news anchor.

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