Anupam

Is this thing still working?

[Anupam @Andoopam]

"cause what we did, one day on a whim, slowly becomes all we do"

[Damn. @Theonenameddamn]

Schools don't have teachers, hospitals don't have doctors, water has uranium, air is polluted, deforestation is at an all time high, the rupee is at an all time low, petrol prices are at an all time high, manipur is burning and after being the world's second-largest sugar exporter, we are now an importer. But yeah, let's talk about Vande Mataram.

[Anupam @Andoopam]

I was going to make a joke a bout how Quentin Tarantino's wife's favorite bollywood song is 'Aajkal paav jaamin par nahi padte mere'
but his wiki says that his wife is Israeli & they reside in that war-mongering country full time?

BRB gotta scratch a swastika on his forehead

[lil c @seclilc]

AI;DR

(AI; didn’t read)

[Toxie Havok @ToxieHavok]

The "H" in Jesus H. Christ stands for Hoobastank because he died for a reason and the reason is you

[Anupam @Andoopam]

Indians donated almost Rs 480 crores to PM CARES fund in the financial year 2024-25

Kaun hai ye log? Kaha se aate hai ye?

[Anjali Bhardwaj @AnjaliB_]

Finally the audit statement of PMCARES Fund for 2024-25 has been made public! Key highlights-
-Utilised only 0.01% of available ₹ 8,452 crore! Why is the PMCARES Fund keeping such large sums of money idle?
-324 crore was refunded by implementing agencies- but no info on what these payments were for and why these were refunded? Which agency refunded? Were refunds done to evade accountability for faulty equipment?
-Why have accompanying notes to the audit report not been uploaded?

A fund set up to help citizens during disasters, which has accumulated thousands of crores (including from foreign sources), is shrouded in secrecy. Still no information available on sources of funds. The PMCARES Fund continues to evade public scrutiny by refusing to submit itself to the RTI Act.

[Anupam @Andoopam]

PM CARES about earning fixed deposit interest

[Arvind Gunasekar @arvindgunasekar]

Audited Statement of PMCARES Fund for the FY 2024-25.

Closing balance as on 31 March 2025: 8,452 crore

[Anupam @Andoopam]

अरे कुठे नेऊन ठेवलाय भारत देश माझा?

[✎𝒜 πundhati🌵🍉🇵🇸 @Polytikles]

Have anyone's religious sentiments been hurt so far?

Does anyone have a problem with this color this time?

Has anyone felt 'Culture Shock' yet?

[Dalit Panther - A movement 🔥 @Nobleindian1990]

If evil had a face 👇🫪

[Anupam @Andoopam]

Don't worry, yesterday 56"🤏🐒announced online coaching classes for these kids, that'll obviously solve all their problems, right?

It really is unfortunate that our country's needs are basic & physical, whereas all our policies are grandiose & digital

[Aryan Jaiswal @AryanJa44386750]

ये है गरीबो के स्कूल

[Anupam @Andoopam]

Yeah this book was amazing. 10/10

On to Children of Ruin then

[Anupam @Andoopam]

So I'm 17% into Children of Time.

Is it too early to say that this is the best sci-fi book I've read so far?

(I haven't read much sci-fi tbh, but damn this book is so damn good already!)

[Anupam @Andoopam]

ऊँचाई तक तोह पहुँच गये, पर ईमान अपना भूल गये,

अडानी को देश बेच कर, सब राम-राम करते है |

[Smriti Z Irani @smritiirani]

ऊँचाई तक पहुँच न पाए, अभद्र व्यवहार करते हैं,
तर्कों से जो हार गए, मर्यादा तार-तार करते हैं।

[Anupam @Andoopam]

Once again, Felon Musk manages to ruin things that were working perfectly fine on this site before

This is how tweets with multiple images are being currently shown on firefox.

But then, who really cares for those losers using twitter on desktop browser, right @x?

[Anupam @Andoopam]

"No student shall be made to suffer without any fault on his or her part" he says,

just after trying (and failing) to make students suffer without any fault on their part
👏👏

[Manan Kumar Mishra @MishraManan01]

After detailed deliberation, the @barcouncilindia has modified its earlier directions concerning @NALSAR_Official.

All 2026 passed-out students of NALSAR will now be entitled to seek enrolment with the State Bar Council of their choice. The factual inquiry will continue, and further action will follow on the basis of the report.

No student shall be made to suffer without any fault on his or her part.

[Anupam @Andoopam]

Sansad ab picnic-spot ban gaya hai

Jab mann chaha aaye, melody khaye,
ek gaana gaye, aur jhola leke chal diye

Aur fir Italy, Dubai aur Israel bhi toh jaana hai fakir aadmi ko

[Saurabh @sauravyadav1133]

अरे ये क्या हुआ...स्पीकर ओम बिरला आए वंदे मातरम करवाया और बैठते ही बोले सदन की कार्यवाही अनिश्चितकाल के लिए स्थगित❓
क्या सभी लोग सिर्फ वंदे मातरम् करने गाने के लिए सदन में आए थे❓
और प्रधानमंत्री और गृहमंत्री आखिरी दिन क्या सदन में सिर्फ अपना चेहरा दिखाने आए थे
कल संसदीय कार्यमंत्री किरण रिजिजू बार-बार विपक्ष से कह रहे थे कि हमारे पास सिर्फ दो दिन बचे हैं तो सत्तापक्ष की तरफ से आज का दिन क्यों बर्बाद किया गया❓
फिर तो आज ये साफ हो गया कि सरकार ने विपक्ष के सामने पूरी तरह से घुटने टेक दिए हैं और सरकार के लोग विपक्ष से डरे हुए हैं।

[Anupam @Andoopam]

Meanwhile, grok looking at the shit that gets advertised on this shithole of a platform

[SilentRoom Journal @silentroomjrnl]

Claude vs GPT vs Gemini for real writing work. We ran all three through long prose, essays, translation and poetry, and each falls apart in its own spot. Once you know where, you stop betting the whole workflow on one tool. →

[Anupam @Andoopam]

It is amazing how all good things in this country happen due to one non-biological man
Yet everything bad happens due to a few individual ministers
Pradhan & Gadkari now, maybe Taxmala Tai, Jaishankar & Nadda later
Everyone is expendable, but 5⃣6⃣''🤏🐒 is above all criticism

[Anupam @Andoopam]

ANI must be short for Artificial Non-Intelligence

[Anupam @Andoopam]

So unfair that the most philosophical song b'wood ever produced was released when I wasn't even 10 yr old & I could barely grasp its deep lyrics & high concepts

I'm of course talking about the hit song from Judwaa:

दुनिया मैं आयी हो तो लव करलो

थोड़ा सा जी लो थोड़ा थोड़ा मरलों