Andre

18+ NSFW content possible. A satire of myself, I think. André 3000 was taken. Pretty sure all my followers are bots.

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@tashabeee Nachos for 1.

[Knottydevil @spicylucifer]

Two scenes Three years apart.
Featuring @pixie_bait and @CuriousKatXO

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@victoriastewxrt @davidnestico200 And he didn’t do it 9 years in a row.

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@MandyFrizzle She cucks fapitalism

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@elf_flavoured That’s so impressive

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@NHL_Watcher They don’t have any first round picks for two years after this one 😭

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@odognine2 @PierreVLeBrun Désolé, la fonction de traduction n'est pas disponible pour le moment.

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@HayesTSN Worst rapper name ever

[taylor @turnintoabat]

The gspot is still in your ass, this is your clitoris

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@NoPillNeo @BreidenFehoko Honestly, alerting others of danger or that something’s wrong in the quickest way is almost certainly an evolutionary quirk, I’m sure it has saved more people than those who didn’t do it.

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@BizNasty2point0 It’s kind of like a team only meeting

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@Account4hockey #freejakegardiner

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@MandyFrizzle Seeing that this tweet was posted “1 day ago” is such a good feeling. Imma go look now 😊

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@Skogur2 @jm_mcgrath Also, if they don’t pull anyone over then everyone speeds, and they have a reason to pull anyone over at anytime.

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@mahaaaay I apologize for saying this, but I could tell it was an old photo because of the boobs

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@FINNSAN1TY @wyshynski @arcueilcachan @FlaPanthers Is he aware a boy might not want to play hockey?

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@quinnfinite10 I have the exact same guitar!!

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@popitforpoppa The obvious solution:

@grok, make this better

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@MastImages @katienolan There’s a great video with a photographer who photographed the summer olympics, and it shows all the gear and her favourite photos. I can’t find it now, but it was a great insight, and she explained how she sets up cameras remotely.

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@joshbeleaf CBC Gem has the games. It’s great for the olympics, can watch any full event live or replay.

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@Autumnmmnm Waiting for applause after saying he counted to 100,000 is hilarious.

His look to the audience is like "Yeah I did them all. 46,352. 77,018, 36,382 was hard. But I said all those numbers."