Russell Upsumgrub

[Russell Upsumgrub @AndreDachshund]

Abolish sideline reporting

[Russell Upsumgrub @AndreDachshund]

Why is that can subscribe to hbo and hear raw dialogue, see dykes scissoring, and see cock shots, but there’s no way to watch sports with broadcast teams that are raw as hell? I’d gladly pay a fee to hear a color guy call a pitcher a fucking worthless cunt live.

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What are grown men even doing attending “pro” girls basketball games? Are you a player’s father? No? Leave, nigga.

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Ok that’s e-fucking-nough, Kalshi.

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@shrampmannne NW Indiana enters the chat

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@SaulStaniforth @AyoCaesar I think this is disgusting big brown labia that smells like curry behaviour, quite frankly.

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@macklemore Free Palestine tour using money-grubbing Jew methods. Actors and musicians are clowns.

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Get yo self a woman that makes you homemade Moons Over My Hammy

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@honestbrohamski Happy birthday, dude. Here’s to another year on this big rock. Onward and upward! 🍻

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Blacks, tough white girl/weak white guy, tough girl wrestler, black girl, aids.

Last four commercials on the freaking golf channel.

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@honestbrohamski Sorry, man. Prayers for Ruby, you, and your fam.

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Never once in my life given a shit about what a pro athlete looks like coming from the parking lot to the locker room.

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Liking a woman’s big ass over her tits and pussy is ghetto and fag coded

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For the love of fuck please stop posting that Spongebarb Squarebody bitch.

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What faggot fans the Brewers have. Grew up thinking they were beer guzzling, blue collar, thick-skinned types, but in reality they’re just gaped ass, insecure twinks.

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Got picked up in a stretch limo at the airport. It has a VCR. Hope some Peter North gets played while I finger blast my wife like it’s 1987.

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I like to play a little game called Is The Booger On My Scrollin Thumb Or Is The Booger On The Screen

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@EquipFoods And the strawberry flavor tastes like Crunchberries!

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@PerryALPHA He looks like he normally calls them Unsavories.

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@libsoftiktok Mike’s tits look really good in those shirts