André Vega Harris | Parody

André. @ToriVega93 is my beautiful wife. 12.19.15 | 12.19.16 | 6.24.17. Dad of Trevon Vega Harris 5.6.22. Not Leon. Parody. Fan account.

[André Vega Harris | Parody @AndreHvrris]

Has it really been two years since I logged in? I find that hard to believe.

[André Vega Harris | Parody @AndreHvrris]

@oliviajharper / sure!

[André Vega Harris | Parody @AndreHvrris]

// someone wanna rp/plot? Hmu

[André Vega Harris | Parody @AndreHvrris]

My wife ladies and gentlemen. I’m a lucky man. 🥵

[André Vega Harris | Parody @AndreHvrris]

Seeing all this kinky shit on the timeline making me feel some kind of way.

[André Vega Harris | Parody @AndreHvrris]

Yurrr

[André Vega Harris | Parody @AndreHvrris]

I done pulled an all nighter.

[André Vega Harris | Parody @AndreHvrris]

@UNH0LYMAJESTY Thank you so much. This is years and years of hard work fr.

[André Vega Harris | Parody @AndreHvrris]

@ShineStxr_ “Bet. See you soon.”

As Trina hung up the phone, André chuckled. “See that, Tre? Your auntie is spicy. Just like your momma. Imma need your momma to come on back home fr. Daddy misses her. That’s all imma say.”

Nah. His soon had years before the birds and the bees talk.

[André Vega Harris | Parody @AndreHvrris]

Trina… I’m hurt.

You know what? 𝗧𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗼𝗻 and I are coming over. Looks like we gotta come see Auntie Trina.

[ᅠᅠ ✨ 𝓣𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 ; 𝓣𝒉𝒆 𝑫𝒊𝒗𝒂 @ShineStxr_]

True, your son...

- She has forgotten the boy's name again.-

[André Vega Harris | Parody @AndreHvrris]

@UNH0LYMAJESTY We’re real good over here. Lil’ Man is stumbling when he walks sometimes, but we brush it off and start anew. Got the album out, so we’re still celebrating that. It’s a dream come true to be able to work amongst all these celebrities. Work with them too.

But shit. Fam is good.

[André Vega Harris | Parody @AndreHvrris]

This was a while ago while I was in Italy on vacation, and I never posted it. But, here you go.

Electo Dusk is out. Give it a listen for ya boy, Dré. Link in bio.

[André Vega Harris | Parody @AndreHvrris]

@ShineStxr_ “HUSBAND?!”

Damn. He was really m.i.a. for so long, that he didn’t know his sister-in-law had gotten married? Fuck.

“A’ight, bet. I’m headed your way right now. I’ll see you in about…. 20 mins?”

[André Vega Harris | Parody @AndreHvrris]

@ShineStxr_ + at your parent’s place, right? Or are you at home?”

[André Vega Harris | Parody @AndreHvrris]

@ShineStxr_ André shook his head, chuckling to himself as he took a (very safe) U-Turn, and started driving towards the Vega household.

“Im on my way. What y’all cooking up over there? Need me to bring something? Oh. And imma stop by the store for some Rosé. Is that a good gift? You’re +

[André Vega Harris | Parody @AndreHvrris]

@UNH0LYMAJESTY Bet. You ain’t said nothing but a thing. Enjoy your trip! 👀

[André Vega Harris | Parody @AndreHvrris]

@UNH0LYMAJESTY Nah, man. He definitely misses you. He keep taking ‘bout “Auntie Jade”. And I don’t think I’ve met your kid yet, have I? Wait…. You DO have a kid? Or is my memory fucking up?

[André Vega Harris | Parody @AndreHvrris]

Imma take my son out for a drive or something. Teach him some things.

[André Vega Harris | Parody @AndreHvrris]

My boy 🥲

[André Vega Harris | Parody @AndreHvrris]

Hard to believe our little boy is officially one years old. How did he grow so fast?? Happy to be your Dad, Trevon. Your genius Mother came up with your name, and you’re named after both of us.

@ToriVega93 🙏🏾

[Leon Thomas @leonthomas]

The Breaking Point Remix with @victoriamonet drops tonight and I’m beyond blessed to have had the opportunity to collaborate with someone who not only understood the feeling, but shared her perspective. So excited for y’all to hear this remix!!

[Leon Thomas @leonthomas]

The More Motion, Less Emotion Tour w/ @tydollasign and @therealsymba is going to be dope opportunity to play the Electric Dusk album live!! MAKE SURE YOU PRE-SAVE AND COP THOSE TICKETS! IT’S A MOVIE IN THE MAKING!