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@AyoCaesar @benmckenna The worst bit? That's the best bit! Bet your swearing sounds more meaningful

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@monstroso 999

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@billybragg Is the tea towel thing true? You mentioned it at the Leeds gig last night. I thought you were kidding. I might need one. I had a good night, Cheers

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@drumm_colin I'm assuming you're American

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@Markgatiss @reece_dinsdale Sunday teatime Jesus

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@BenMyers1 Ray Milland..... nearly

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@lokiscottishrap I'm an ex-miner who rides a bike who resents bikes and cyclists being used as culture war cannon fodder. Don't encourage it for fooks sake

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@wesstreeting There's a very simple explanation for the Labour party not shortlisting Jamie Driscoll to be their NE mayoral candidate: their leadership is toxic.

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@martha_lilli Spectacularly true!!! Xxxx

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@martha_lilli Forty. But you knew that

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@SilverDraws @PeopleofLeeds Town Hall

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@cox_tom I've just finished this on the way home from work. Despite the fact that I'm on the bus, I feel like I'm sitting in my favourite armchair and life is good. Strongly recommended

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@richardosman Ron Bon Jovi

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@shaunwkeaveny @greatesthitsuk Sorting the lawn out before winter

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@martha_lilli Haha!

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Leeds United confirm the signing of midfielder Sonny Perkins on a three-year contract. Joins the Under-21 squad having left West Ham on July 1. Talented player and very well thought of.

https://t.co/XAoFKUoPpv

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@strategywoman UK

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@ArreolaPatrick @listylister @_emmactidxo Not water though! Cup of flour, cup of eggs, cup of milk, pinch of salt and pepper. Try semi-skimmed milk, otherwise use full fat milk with a bit of water. Get your oven hot! Should take about 25 minutes.

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@martha_lilli This is great, loved it xxxx

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@martha_lilli And relax xxx