Andre Martin

Head in the Cloud, Web Technologies, LEGO. Creative; spontaneous; versatile.

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Nowadays asking someone to check something on a desktop computer instead of a smartphone or tablet is almost seen as an insult.

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Watch #live on August 12, a #SolarEclipse brought to you by @ESA. #Trailer: "Total solar eclipse 2026: Coming to #Europe" https://t.co/dnlSsBOdsg #ESA

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Looks like #summer #weather has officially arrived in #Luxembourg - for a week at least.

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A fresh new #WordPress release, a #Samsung #OneUI upgrade, a new #car, all in one day. What could go wrong? (profusely sweating while looking at the software manuals and bug lists)

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Getting #BojackHorseman family portrait vibes at the Hôpitaux Robert Schuman #art gallery. Artist: Oxana Berezhna

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No #Luxembourg participation at #Eurovision2026: we lost the semi-finals :( https://t.co/3yyw4RPV0R #ESC # Eurovision #music #UnitedByMusic

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First semi-final of the #Eurovision done. Voting results compared to my own list: I got the frontrunners, midfield and last ones right. #ESC #Eurovision2026 #UnitedByMusic #music

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Started the day fresh and fizzy with blowing up a #sodastream bottle while making #soda. #Morning #Fail

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#Planespotting of a #Luxair #plane on a #truck crossing the #Mosel in #Grevenmacher from #Germany into #Luxembourg.

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I'm proud of myself for not having posted a MayThe4th pun this year. There are just too many I always miss: MAR10, Pi, BTTF...

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Answer: "100%"
Question: "What are the chances someone will ring the doorbell exactly during your half-hour call?"

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Current #mood - and it's only #Tuesday.

#RedDeadRedemption2 #RDO #RedDeadOnline #RDR2 #mentalwellbeing

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When you manage online orders for yourself and others to the extend you need a tracking tool just to keep up with what's going on.

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Not having read the details and just being happy I can sleep an hour longer before waking up at 6am to watch #Formula1 - when in fact it is an hour less! #DaylightSavingTime #DST #SummerTime #Fail #F1

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Within 10 minutes, I drove from blue sky through #rain, #hail, #snow, and blue sky again. #Luxembourg #weather #LUproblems

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Today's lesson: don't shake an open and full #bottle. #Fail

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It's nice to see that #Microsoft #Copilot is very much aware of their own product problems and tries to find solutions outside the family.

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@ChupaChupsHQ At some point I discovered an untwisting method but that only works when the candy never got sticky.

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Is there a manual on how to open a Chupa Chups? My next attempt will involve an office chair.. Sigh

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There's always this nailbiter, in case the new #Formula1 #racing season isn't appealing to you anymore: https://t.co/ppcSlAxJnw #horsepower #chariot #BenHur #F1

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After #winter #OlympicGames #MilanoCortina2026 complaints about venues across the country, lack of quick #transport, athletes village, lack of spectator immersion, how will #FrenchAlps2030 manage, given they'll cover some even longer distances. #WinterOlympics #WinterOlympicGames

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When your #Monday begins by receiving a phone call about a #soccer pitch #cleanup but you've no clue what they're talking about - turns out to be they got the wrong phone number. #WrongNumber #Fail