Andre States

I'm so bright, my dad calls me son.
Satyr Entertainment.

[Andre States @AndreStates1]

Standing in line at the bank and the average height is like 5ft. I’m a giant here.

[Andre States @AndreStates1]

Canes workers beat up chick fil a workers in high school

[Andre States @AndreStates1]

@DJ_Ajaxx Oh I know, I was making a joke that this would be the first year you’d be lying to the irs 😂😂

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

well dye my hair blue and call me Marge Simpson cause i love you homie

[Andre States @AndreStates1]

@DJ_Ajaxx Yeah haha, I didn’t turn around but I’m in it 😂

[Andre States @AndreStates1]

Hey ma, I made it

[Maricopa County Elections @MaricopaVote]

Thank you to the thousands of election workers who have worked hard to ensure the November General Election is secure, transparent and accessible for @maricopacounty voters! We couldn’t do this without you!

[Andre States @AndreStates1]

*sort

[Andre States @AndreStates1]

About to short some ballots in the warehouse as a volunteer and the conversations here are wild 😂

[Andre States @AndreStates1]

Endless summer symphony 🌊☀️

[SuperDuperKyle! @SuperDuperKyle]

First Kyle song you ever fell in love with?

[Andre States @AndreStates1]

👀

[Andre States @AndreStates1]

@domstates Nothing. He’s fine

[Andre States @AndreStates1]

Tell me why I’ve been more worried about getting my dog into the vet than me into see a doctor

[Andre States @AndreStates1]

@DJ_Ajaxx Oh you know I was way too invested in it 😂😂

[Andre States @AndreStates1]

Update:she’s using a tricycle with hand crank pedals. I feel much more confident about this.

[Andre States @AndreStates1]

They’re about to do bike tours on the mall at UA, and there’s a girl that doesn’t know how to ride a bike. Like there’s nothing wrong with that, but a tour of a college campus for your first attempt??.. 🤔

[Andre States @AndreStates1]

They’re about to do bike tours on the mall at UA, and there’s a girl that doesn’t know how to ride a bike. Like there’s nothing wrong with that, but a tour of a college campus for your first attempt??.. 🤔

[dillonfrancis @DillonFrancis]

James Webb telescope (ULTRA 4k HD)

[Andre States @AndreStates1]

Don’t reach over the glASS AT FOOD PLACES!!!! It’s not hard.

[Andre States @AndreStates1]

They’re playing Whip my hair by Willow at the car wash and that’s 1000% the energy I needed this morning.

[Cameron Payne @campayne]

That’s crazy….