TheePurpleToaster

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Tweeting random words and phrases when available.

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& Moss: The Forgotten Relic

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Nintendo Switch has mice.

Hela
Mina the Hollower
& Winter Burrow

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& Mouse Work

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Gazebo

"Gaze-Bo? What is a Gaze-Bo?"
"No, it's Guh-zee-bow."
"If there's a guhzee bow, then where are the guhzee arrows?"

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"That hamburger looks way too big."
"It's only... four... thousand... uh... calories."
"That's more than the daily limit."
"Well, just don't eat tomorrow."

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Mighty Teenage Morphin Mutant Power Ninja Rangers Turtles

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When I get old, the story I'll tell again and again will be about the Skyward Sword Update Channel.

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"elite ball knowledge"

I thought people were referring to a popular YouTuber and not to a term that means insider knowledge.

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Joseph is like José and PH.

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13 is 26% of 50.

So, the USA was 26% finished during the 13 colonies era.

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Sometimes Scholastic Book Fair is more like:
Scholastic "Little trinkets I'll lose interest in when I get home" Fair

But, I'll see them years later in the junk drawer.
So, happy ending.

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Based on a true story with artifical truth

Friend: "How long have you had this $100 dollar bill eraser?"

Me: "Since 1st Grade Book Fair."

Friend: "So, that was 20 years ago?"

Me: "Oh no."

Also me: "Eh? What's that sonny? SPEAK A LITTLE LOUDER! I'm watching Wheel of Fortune!"

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Who will win?

The Wall (Spider-Man)
Whomp (Super Mario)

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Mario

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Gaston single handedly funded the Egg Industry.

17,000 eggs per year as a lad
21,000 eggs per year as man

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Nintendo Direct today.

It had Anime, Dinosuars and other stuff too.

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Troll Logic for today:

If you run out of money, why not buy more?

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ACNH (HHP for Stickers)

You can decorate with Custom Designs more than just by using Glow in the Dark stickers.

Go to Custom Design app, select Display Here, select how you want the design to appear, then your design.

In Decorating Mode you can move the designs around freely.

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The Eternal Life of Goldman is not a mouse game, but a mouse is seemingly important enough to the game to be on the YouTube thumbnails.

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ACNH 3.0 is good, I always like new stuff.

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Happy Birthday to Lloid! 🎉