Andrea

Im my biggest fan

[regular gem @Choplogik]

only 2-3 household purchases away from peace and contentment. I'm sure of it this time

[Andrea @AndreaAmour]

@aguadecocox teach me your ways 🧎🏻‍♀️

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

1 glass of wine and I’m replying to Instagram stories like everyone is a close personal friend

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

leaving out cookies and a glass of panera lemonade for the grinch tonight

[jos @josiahhughes]

i just checked the santa tracker and it says he’s currently ovulating

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

hey my board of directors said we can’t hang out anymore

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

imagine doing something stupid and you end up in a law school book for the rest of time

[Sasha Fierce, Esq. @esq_fierce]

Maybe I’m a hater but I really don’t like the Instagram girlies going to law school and making it seem so glamorous lol. Like BFFR

[Natalie @jbfan911]

Have to do something I don’t want to do at work

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Legally I’m only required to give one fun fact

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

HR said we can’t hang out anymore

[teryn @youngtiddy]

microdosing Hell by going to work

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(completely overwhelmed) will do!

[solar @solarbroccoli]

instead of a sip n paint I’m having a scream n draw

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Spotify Unwrapped but it’s the most unhinged voice note you sent this year

[danlet @evildanevil]

A fat orange cat could fix me