If you're local to Cumberland/Frostburg, do me a huge favor and order a meal from Eastern Express this weekend. They've been kicked a few times and need our support. Make your order a big one and make sure they know that they're WELCOME in our community.
Hurting the person I love the most has to be the the dumbest thing I have ever done and I ended up hurting myself even more. Don’t make stupid mistakes, kids.
Every time I ask corey to do something for me he says “yeah I gotta shit first tho” like do you really or are you just gonna go sit in there until you hear me get up and do it myself?
Corey: “what’s your friends new last name now?”
Me: “Werner. Man I wish my last name would change 😉
Corey: “yeah me too. Corey Dillan Rockefeller. Wow, now we’re on to something”
Reason #3372 why I am so thankful for corey: tonight he was drunk and I wasn’t, but he still made sure I was tucked into bed and comfortable before he even laid down. Get you a Corey, guys. Seriously.
I have a boyfriend for sale if anyone is interested. Enjoys waking you up at the asscrack of dawn and offering to pee in your coffee “to give it a little kick.” Pickup in Morgantown.