Andrea Zakaib

Made of 60% sparkling water. Opinions are my own. She/her.

[Andrea Zakaib @AndreaMichhelle]

Why does this photo of my brother and I look like it could be straight out of a magazine article about the olden days before the chicken pox vaccine was invented

[Andrea Zakaib @AndreaMichhelle]

Pickup truck limousines are so aggressively Alberta

[Andrea Zakaib @AndreaMichhelle]

The Purple Pillow is like a virus, except instead of making you sick it makes you and everyone around you buy a $260 pillow

[Andrea Zakaib @AndreaMichhelle]

@Scaachi @nikostratis @elamin88 Hi Scaachi!! Huge fan of everything you do, including bullying Elamin (so sorry Elamin I also love your work 😅)

[Andrea Zakaib @AndreaMichhelle]

Hi @elamin88 it’s me, the random girl that came up to you at the boygenius concert and made the horrifying request that you say hi to @Scaachi for me (she does not know who I am) 🤠👋

[Andrea Zakaib @AndreaMichhelle]

@nikostratis @elamin88 @Scaachi I’m just happy to be here!

[Andrea Zakaib @AndreaMichhelle]

@SeanE_Broderick Thank you!!

[Andrea Zakaib @AndreaMichhelle]

Today I did my first Olympic length triathlon!! 🏊‍♀️🚴🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️

[Andrea Zakaib @AndreaMichhelle]

I understand why you can’t but if you could do running -> biking -> swimming in a triathlon I would be so happy

[Andrea Zakaib @AndreaMichhelle]

Doing all the paperwork and logistics for buying a condo by myself used up like 4 years worth of executive functioning abilities

[Alberta NDP @albertaNDP]

Retweet if you've voted for a better future! 🗳️🍊✅

[Andrea Zakaib @AndreaMichhelle]

@DavidColetto My parents who have only voted conservative their whole life are voting NDP this election based on their extreme distaste for Danielle Smith - I wonder how many other people are in that boat!

[Andrea Zakaib @AndreaMichhelle]

Would make sense since he hates most dogs and loves all cats

[Andrea Zakaib @AndreaMichhelle]

I think my dog has the soul of a cat

[Andrea Zakaib @AndreaMichhelle]

@YYCNachos Watching it get darker and darker by the minute from my office building 👀

[Andrea Zakaib @AndreaMichhelle]

@michaelofcanada How I felt the whole run!!

[Andrea Zakaib @AndreaMichhelle]

Feeling a gravitational pull to lie on the couch and order KFC instead of going for an 8km run like I’m supposed to 🍗

[Andrea Zakaib @AndreaMichhelle]

@chloefalls How did we both end up with the weirdest little guys!!

[Andrea Zakaib @AndreaMichhelle]

Is this the funniest looking dog you’ve ever seen yes or no

[Andrea Zakaib @AndreaMichhelle]

Happy to be perfectly in the demographics of Maintenance Phase 🥰

[Maintenance Phase @MaintenancePod]

Finally got demographic info for our show and it turns out our listeners are mostly lady millennials with impeccable taste