andrea 💛

24. i’m always tired. I’m always yearning

[andrea 💛 @Andreamp01]

If something makes you think of someone, you should always make an effort and reach out and tell them. Especially if it’s me

[XY📿* @Amakundi001]

I'm smoking the weed that makes you order Doordash

[Jule @pissjulepod]

My boobs are big because that's where I store all my joy and whimsy

[jj 🩷 @brainhurtds]

Having cravings is so much worse than being hungry. I can be at peace with my stomach rumbling but my brain going “cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie” is literally torture

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

"your cat would eat your body after you died." Cool story. My cat also likes to eat plastic so I'm pretty sure eating me would be a significant upgrade. God forbid my cat gets some protein.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

girls trip!!!!!! Me and my girl cat were in the living room and now we are in the kitchen

[andrea 💛 @Andreamp01]

My dad leaving me on read for my happy Father’s Day text🤩

[andrea 💛 @Andreamp01]

Itsy Bitsy

[slothy @slothy_420]

gun to your head name a spider

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[andrea 💛 @Andreamp01]

I’m going to be physically ill

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Republicans have introduced the following bills to honor Donald Trump:

— Carve Trump’s face into Mount Rushmore
— Replace Benjamin Franklin with Trump on $100 bills
— Make Trump’s birthday a national holiday
— Conduct “Trump Derangement Syndrome” research at the NIH
— Give Trump a “Congressional Gold Medal”
— Mint a $250 bill featuring Trump’s face
— A resolution saying Trump deserves a Nobel Peace Prize
— Rename Washington, DC public transit from WMATA to “WMAGA”
— Award a “Donald J. Trump Peace Prize” from the State Department
— Honor Trump’s efforts to annex Greenland
— Rename the Kennedy Center the "Donald Trump Center for the Performing Arts"
— Rename Dulles International Airport to the “Donald J. Trump International Airport”
— Erase Trump’s 2019 impeachment
— Erase Trump’s 2021 impeachment

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it.

This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this.

Trump's recklessness is needlessly putting our brave service members in harm's way, destroying America's global standing, and making life even more unaffordable for the American people.

We must all stand against this and oppose funding this illegal war of choice.

[milt the music man @hthaze]

STOP LYING I KNOW TODAYS THE LYING DAY BUT IN GULLIBLE AS FUCK PLEASE DONT LIE TO ME TODAY

[Miley Daily @MidnightHeartMC]

💪🏽💋

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

coming up!

[jules @gaythotgirlson]

i have personality dysmorphia people are always telling me that i am sweet and kind and an angel when in my head. i affectionately consider myself a huge bitch

[dusty 🌿 @dustygogoat]

Pokemon Day 2026 was officially announced.

We're Getting Classic Pokémon Games..

[HUGO 🌞 @the_HUGOAT]

Being on the Camp Flog Gnaw ferris wheel while Childish Gambino performs 3005 in the distance prolly feels so good