Andrea

A guide on how to survive the apocalypse in style. Written and edited by moi, the one character with class.

PARODY ACCOUNT. I AM NOT LAURIE HOLDEN.

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@hkphan <3 There's no way you love me more than I love you.

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I leave her alone for 5 seconds and this is what she does to her hair.

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My favorite Christmas movie is Home Alone because I would rather be an orphan chased by buglers, than not get my favorite topping on a pizza

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First she stole my mother, then my ONE special day. Ugh. Happy b-day, @EmmaBell17. I'm still the better sister. Or at least the best dressed

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Thank heaven for those artists who were told: "that song is too weird," but went ahead and recorded it anyway.

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Happy Birthday to the great and wonderful @Laurie_Holden

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Re-watching the Sound of Music and sympathizing with Liesl. That awkward moment when your BF turns out to be a hateful Nazi, am I right? Lol

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#FF the Prancer to my Vixen: @MFuckinMichonne

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#FF the fam @TheRickGrimes_ @TheCarlGrimes_ @Useless_Mom @Maggie_TWD @HershelGreene1 @LoriWhori @BAMF_Sophia @SassyShaneWalsh @TWDGermany

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@hkphan How are you, darling? I miss you in my life.

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Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks.

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#FF the District 13 to my District 12: @MFuckinMichonne

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Nelson Mandela. You never really realize how much a person means to the world until you realize they devoted their whole lives to the world.

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S2: Sophia missing.
S3: Carol missing.
S4: Carol missing.

Somebody tie a freaking bell around the Peletier's necks, for fuck's sake.

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When you play #TheWalkingDead you win or you die. Unless you're a Greene. Then you always die.

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@MFuckinMichonne I didn't get your text. Ugh. We need to stop using AT&T-Dog.

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@stevencool104 I miss me, too.

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When you play The Walking Dead, you win or you die. Unless you're a Greene. Then you always die.

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Remember when Rick could've killed the Governor but instead he decided to sit down and share a cup of Chamomile?

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There goes our negotiations with KFC. #RIPHershel