Anders Mars

''once a philosopher, twice a pervert''

[Anders Mars @AndreasTHeke]

#ESC2021

[Anders Mars @AndreasTHeke]

Wer is das? Rote Laterne Belgrad?#ESC2021

[Anders Mars @AndreasTHeke]

@teamyvi Lack

[Anders Mars @AndreasTHeke]

@mona_j1899 Bevor es nicht "cogito ergo sum" auf den Einkaufszettel schreibt gibt es keinen Grund beunruhigt zu sein.

[Anders Mars @AndreasTHeke]

Despite the constant negative press tnetennba

[Anders Mars @AndreasTHeke]

Says the man who owns a golden tower with his name on it. https://t.co/zWIMPRX9Vh

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The new Pope is a humble man, very much like me, which probably explains why I like him so much!

[Anders Mars @AndreasTHeke]

@Annegret Stop denying her agency #auschfrei

[Anders Mars @AndreasTHeke]

@Annegret @AlixWeyers @sterfaine Nein, ich bin Reinhäuter, der Typ da ist ja tättowiert

[Anders Mars @AndreasTHeke]

I bet @seanspicer is gonna use the term #alternativehandshake tomorrow #MerkelmeetsTrump

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Trump tweeted that the media is "the enemy." Assuming he meant "the enema," given how the media is constantly making him lose his shit.

[Shahak Shapira @ShahakShapira]

That's the Nicaraguan flag you moron.

[Anders Mars @AndreasTHeke]

Fuchs du hast mein Hirn gestohlen
#Limburg

[Anders Mars @AndreasTHeke]

Be proud, England. Be very proud.
#EDL #UKIP #TopclassBellends
https://t.co/vwvi79LQNg

[Anders Mars @AndreasTHeke]

We already knew Grima Wormtongue made it to the security council @SteveBannon69 #POTUS #Tolkien

[Anders Mars @AndreasTHeke]

Why am I waiting for @seanspicer to ride a black horse to a press conference and throw CNN a silver chainmail shirt? #Potus #Tolkien

[Anders Mars @AndreasTHeke]

@alexkurtagic Get a life

[Anders Mars @AndreasTHeke]

@NorthSeaStorm right-wing snowflakes sulking, basically

[Anders Mars @AndreasTHeke]

FFS, you right-wing snowflakes. @Bandcamp has no obligation to support your shitty world view (no, mine neither). Stop sulking, get a life!

[Anders Mars @AndreasTHeke]

Education secretary, shmeducation shmecretary...

[Anders Mars @AndreasTHeke]

Cortison statt Antbiotika. Meh.
#dankemerkel