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DM Fee $35

[raftel 🏴‍☠️ @sloorfy]

She been plottin on my brown cock

[The Enforcer @cooper200882]

I think rockstar should make a custom fleshlight controller that you can stick your cock in when you're having sex with prostitutes or during missions

[Fight Pics That Go Hard @fightpicsgohard]

Justin Gaethje (2026)

[UFCStats💭 @TheUFCStats]

Ilia Topuria's corner: "Keep your hands up, look for the counter. He's head hunting, let's keep out hands up!"

Justin Gaethje's corner: "You want water buddy?"

[Hold The Mayo @snowlikejonn]

Staring down the actual Declaration of Independence before stepping into the octagon as an underdog to beat the piss out of an undefeated fighter in front of the world is an extraordinary level of legendary

[ASHA @asha_shar]

Now this is an XBOX!

[Ashton Hall @AshtonHallofc]

It’s okay to be alone. Lock in 🔒

[andres @AndresAldaba3]

@Topuriailia “Justin, see you at the White House. I’m not someone who humiliates people.
It will be quick. When you wake up, everything will already be over.”

[Ilia Topuria @Topuriailia]

Once again Islam comes up with an excuse. This time it’s an injury.
I always knew I would be part of the White House event. Even when the UFC told me at one point that they wouldn’t count on me for the event, I knew it was part of the negotiation.
When they finally told me I would be on the White House card, they mentioned Islam and I didn’t hesitate for a second to accept the fight.
Even though the fight hadn’t been officially confirmed yet, the White House card was going to be announced the next day. And when I woke, I found out that Islam had gotten injured.
And then Justin Gaethje appeared.
Once again, someone else who will pay for Islam’s escape.
Both of their manager is a bitch and also ugly as hell.
Justin, see you at the White House. I’m not someone who humiliates people.
It will be quick. When you wake up, everything will already be over.

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

Gen Z does not understand that the economy used to be so good that if you had a roommate people genuinely thought you might be gay.

[DRUSKI @druski]

Dudes put a Hat on & be 30 Years Younger #Hatfish 😂😂😂😂😂

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

Alexandre Pantoja barely spoke English when he heard Many Men for the first time, but he "knew that song was for me."

He told us his walkout song was playing in his head during his fight with Brandon Moreno.

"Have blood in my eyes and can't see, that song played in my head." #UFC323

[Ilia Topuria @Topuriailia]

Jack needs an entire camp dedicated just to wrestling. What a disappointment of a champion. You should go to Georgia to learn something.
Islam, you need something you can’t train: emotion. You’re the most boring thing in this game. Every day I’m more certain I put you to sleep.

[amar 💍🥷✌️ @okcamars]

One day we’ll be honest about what we’re witnessing

[user @elecwindgodfist]

xbox ever since the 360