Andrés C

Ingeniero Químico

[varrock @varrock]

Even when pretending to eat nothing she used 3 large containers for a single meal at work

[Señor Bolainas @chernobyl_spa]

Me cuentas mis fuentes de Televisa que Argentina pidió un nuevo crédito de 50 mil millones de dólares al FMI, el cual fue otorgado y usado en su totalidad para comprarle la cuarta copa a la FIFA.
Esta información fue confirmada por el fan club de Cristiano Ronaldo.

[Feli @pilludinho]

Periodista español: ¡Voy a desenmascarar toda la corrupción de la afa!!

Los hinchas argentinos: apurate amigo antes de que tapia divida el torneo en 10 zonas de 3 equipos

[Everybody is Insane @colorblindk1d]

Progressives have undone a half century of racial progress.

[JuanSanchez @JuanSanchez0x0]

Here are racist tips to make your Italy or France trip kidnapping & crime free.

#1: A stranger says to you "Hey, where are you from?". This person is a giant piece of shit, all over the world. At best: they want to sell you something. At worst: they're distracting you to rob or kidnap you.

#2: Treat anyone with a clipboard as an enemy. These pieces of garbage hang out at the tourist spots, especially around the Eiffel Tower and Tower of Pisa. They're running variety of scams. They get close and touchy. The clipboard is to direct your attention away from both you and them so you can't see them reach into your purse.

#3: Purse & wallets in the front. My family was robbed within hours for not following this rule.

#4: No that stranger did not accidentally drop something on the ground. That was on purpose. At best: they want to guilt you into buying the thing they dropped. At worst: they rob you when you bend over to pick it up.

#5: Learn to spot gypsies and avoid them. Gypsies voluntarily live outside of the law. Your morals mean nothing to them, you're not 'helping disadvantaged people', you're aiding lifelong criminals.

#6: Stay in the tourist areas of big cities even though it costs more. My sister & her friend stayed in Marseille. The Airbnb host took one look at them and said: you girls can't stay here. The host was nice enough to help them book a safer place.

#7: Watch for people who don't fit in. We were walking home in Venice, followed by a Slavic looking man with a buzz cut (rare hairstyle for Italy). He followed us all the way to a dead end at 11pm in a sleepy district. We stared him down until he turned around and left. He was either planning on robbing, or wanting to check the locks on the door that evening or next day.

#8: The kids will rob you, too. French & Italian teens will ride the subway or walk popular promenades/sites for people to pickpocket. These are who robbed my family.

#9: All taxi drivers all around the world are subhuman garbage who want you dead. Do an Uber (or equivalent), or charter something with your Airbnb host or hotel. Or walk.

#10: No they don't want to help you with the subway fares. A popular scam in France is to "help" people confused at the ticket machine.

Libtards are especially vulnerable to the above because they think it's like the US. It's not. The third world of France & Italy need special treatment. My family laughed at me when I told them the above before our trip. Then they lost all their possessions.

So I've basically told you to avoid everyone in France and Italy. How do you meet people? Go somewhere where you have to pay: bar, restaurant, tours, coffee shop, anything. The cost of entrance to these places keeps out the trash humans. This lowers the chances of you getting robbed, but doesn't negate it completely.

Keep your back to the wall. Valuables in front of you. And monitor your credit card after you leave, because there will be fraud payments from Nigeria 2 months after you get home because they sold your CC info. That's just Europe.

Remember frens, racism is SAFE-ism.

[Modo Scaloneta 🇦🇷🏆 @ModoScaloneta]

JAJAJAJ el mejor video que vi hoy

[ElTomBj 🇸🇪🇦🇷 @TOM11BS]

-Dibu, Mbappe te espera en la final para hacerte 5 goles
-Dejalo

[General Kroll 🇦🇷 @ContraMau100]

“El capitalismo liberal falló excepto cuando tuve que recurrir a la Standard Oil of California para ayudarme a resolver la crisis energética del país que yo ocasione con mi industria fracasada”

[PabloW @pablowasserman]

No me acordaba que había sido tan grotesco este choreo. Gracias Infantino por salvar el fútbol.

[DDMythical @ddmythical]

estan peleando por llegar al ovulo

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

"The only left that works is Messi's left foot."

[joachim klement se equivoco @garquetazo]

Lo bueno del Mundial es que por ejemplo te enterás que en Egipto si sos cristiano, no te dejan jugar al futbol. Sos discriminado. Y que Francia tiene una moneda colonial que le vende a sus ex colonias africanas llamado CFA. Tambien te enteras que si sos negro, podes insultar y no se te aplican las reglas. Links abajo:

[💻 🧊 #RaiderOfRon #BuildDatacenters @Fr33Chas3r]

I can’t believe everytime Argentina plays and a 39 year old man scores a goal everyone is some kind of human rights activist who have masters degrees in race relations and international politics

[Diario Olé @DiarioOle]

El Flaco Menotti tenía razón...

[jezucrihto xd @yisucrist]

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