Andrew

I have this reoccurring dream that I am at the United Nations discussing how we could possibly solve world hunger now that the Mcchicken is 1.79 on Uber eats

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Doubly ply toilet paper may be the greatest invention of all time

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Twitter dont ask me whats happening we havent talked in over a year

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@pdiddysmooth Lucia says this is a good one

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@2326Silver @Garfield i don’t mean to get political, but puss n boots from shrek is just a sexy garfield

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sprite cranberry actually tastes like the bottom of a doormat

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@pdiddysmooth 🤥

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@pdiddysmooth sounds like you shop at walmart

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Pickles do not belong on a chicken sandwich and if you say otherwise your an idiot and stupid and probably shop at walmart

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@pdiddysmooth how do you feel about larry boy theme song

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so when are me and you goin to the scholastic book fair?

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Parking meters are a scam. I can’t park for free in the Land of the Free? Pelosi praying on your boys downfall fr fr

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@pdiddysmooth your mother would say otherwise

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i think i could take a cow in a fight

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Drake the type of guy to say “see you next year” on the last day before winter break

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honestly the election was rigged. bring back donald trump

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Yeah i wear a seatbelt, so what?

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people always talk about why American football is called football instead of something else, but i’m curious as to why we call it “soccer.” I think it has something to do with the really tall socks they wear, but i cannot be certain

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@pdiddysmooth your mom

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i’ll do what has to be done.