Andrew

#DrunkTaylorsVersionCult #FootballTaylorsVersionCult

[Liga MX Shitposting @LMXChipotle]

Naces
Shakira está en el mundial
Creces
Shakira está en el mundial
Te casas
Shakira está en el mundial
Te mueres
Shakira está en el mundial

[J @rozanovmanager]

Fuck yessss Bring color back man I’m so fucking tired of this millennial grey shit

[Katscarey @KatsCarey]

Único país del mundo donde sacan un nuevo festivo y un par de hptas pone una demanda para que lo quiten.

Único país del mundo donde le bajan el salario a los congresistas y un par de hptas pone una demanda para que les vuelvan a pagar una millonada por no hacer nada.

[Kuba Swift @kubaswift]

My friend over here works so hard to source (and purchase!) the highest resolution quality images of Taylor and other artists.

If you’re not following, please do. I’m also going to urge them to start a fund to help the purchase of photos which I hope we can all pitch in with.

[LBW @losblancoswrld]

There's absolutely NOTHING likeable about this Argentina team. The most disgusting set of players in the tournament.

[Ɐ @hausofaitor]

Siendo cada 4 años……… un poco difícil que caiga en año impar…… no?????

[David @dsantiagoa03]

Imagínense perderse de eso en un lunes laboral porque a un güevón le preocupa la productividad y odia los festivos.

[V @valexper]

Estaba muerto y lo esposaron MUERTO .

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

His name was Joan Sebastian Guerrero.

- He was here legally.
- He was authorized to work.
- He had Social Security Number.
- He was NOT target of ICE investigation.
- DHS: He did NOT try to kill ICE agents.

He was executed in front of his 3 year old daughter.

[fidelito @Roa_dice]

“A Colombia la está matando la cantidad de festivos” “A la gente en Colombia no le gusta trabajar”

- Eva, vive en Francia. Está disfrutando de los sistemas laborales garantistas.

[Madonna @Madonna]

🪩💜🪩🩷🪩💙🪩❤️🪩💛🪩

[jameshaschanged. @_badreputatio_n]

No one in a million years expected Madonna to still be selling records like it’s 2005. Sure, the album was heavily promoted prior, but selling over 130K copies in the first week as an artist who’s been in the game for more than 40 years? That’s an absolutely iconic achievement. This is such a gag

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

🚨| Taylor Swift and her husband, Travis Kelce, absolutely stun attending a wedding today in LA!

[best of swift ❁ @besttofswift]

Taylor Swift:
Serving at other people's weddings: ✅
Posting her own wedding photos: ❌

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

top 4 feelings:

1. ​showering when no one's home.

2. ​playing music and singing when no one's home.

3. ​coming home to an empty house.

4. ​cleaning when no one's home.

[Team Comedy! #AF2026 @Songbeeeee]

He’s right, I hate when I look something up and it shows me 4 results and the rest are shorts that usually aren’t even related, it’s so annoying, the app has become so useless

[torchic @humantorchic]

una mujer con años de carrera queriendo quitarle el lugar a una joven promesa como Madonna

[chris @ATR3lDES]

“try to be subtle”

me: