Milk Pong

A sports divided against itself cannot stand. -Dr. Abruleham Lincoln

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@MBMBaM Brothers, my aunt recently passed and left these for me to take care of, only problem is I can't figure out which ones are haunted. Thoughts?

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BUT it's also troublesome if I have the urge ro do laundry, they challenge you to a danceoff for passage to the washer

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to avoid any confusion, they're playing music really loud which means no sleep

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The reason why I'm not asleep right now is there are b boys in the laundry room. That's bed stuy for you I guess

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I just wanna see your thuns, hun

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Is it already a thing that Lou Reed and Nico have the same voice?

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The Next Big Female EDM DJ- ****$YNTHIA*****

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Minkl Drukn

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"i have a crunch" - Martin luther carrot :)

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Coming to Twitter for a soft rant about Chrome ADBLOCK, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS WORKS HOW ARE THERE NO MORE ADS MY LIFE IS SO MUCH BETTER NOW

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Big swim meet? Cute girl on the other team? #NOSWEAT She won't know if its water or not until you're #DATING

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Let's just say I love my job

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@joshuamrayner my bike and I have minor injuries

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@joshuamrayner not too serious, they just had a buffet with pancakes and sausage and eggs

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Low: Got hit by a car on my commute to work

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High: Blacklist is filming in our shop building so we got free breakfast

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Today's highs and lows:

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Do Scandinavians shop at IKEA?

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IN other news, I'm working on a sofa for a Scandinavian couple that are going to take back to Norway with them, so that's nice

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Okay.. that's it... I've decided misuse of ellipsis is worse than the improper use of "your"........ ... .. .... .......