Andrew Tyler

The 603/Father/Ex-Paratrooper/KCCO

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https://t.co/3N0VX0MHmy

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Listening to #thezonecast for the first time, just finished episode 49 and Jesus tap dancing Christ @griffinmcelroy. Write books.

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Hey @DONBROCO, when are you guys gonna headline a tour to the states so I can see you play more than like 5 songs?

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@Bourdain marathon on two networks?

Why yes, yes I will.

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Shitty New Years.

But it can only go up from here right?

Someone get me a jackhammer.

#digdeeperintoselfloathing

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@littlemissmagi haha OK thanks, I'll have to look into those.

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So @littlemissmagi, @ChiveNovaScotia, planing a road trip up this spring, thoughts on things to do or see?

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So if the random porn accounts could stop following me, that'd be great.

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On an up note, @MonSwanson you're gorgeous and I hope you have a wonderful night.

#fucksubtweets

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So I know I said I should get drunk and tweet more, but I'm drunk and bitter.

Fuck you happy people.

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Just really, what's the point anymore?

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Wait, wait, wait, #ShortGirlAppreciationDay is a thing?

That's everyday of my life.

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New years resolution: get drunk and tweet more. #inittowinit

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Can I just say @littlemissmagi, those eyes.

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I just want a short tattooed girl to send me dressing room selfies, is that too much to ask?

I'll go back to being quiet now.

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So I know I've been gone forever, but can I just say that I'd move to Canada just to look into @littlemissmagi 's eyes?

Or is that creepy?

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Um, hi guys. Long time no see.

8 months and I've still got nothing witty to say.

Fuck.

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I've caught up on The Chive and Vine. Now what do I do? https://t.co/d9qSVnIt0H

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#WarriorWednesday #humpDay Thank a veteran, service member, or military family next time you see them.

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So do people intuitively know I'm drunk? Or do they just choose to ignore my messages?