Andrew Battersby

Occasionally I write witty things here.

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#free @liteweightlarry #fightthepower #clintsgonnaclint

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Free @liteweightlarry #clintsgonnaclint

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@NoelProcter Wait, Cadburys are raffling me off as some kind of prize and they didn't even tell me? The least they could have done is offer me a complimentary chocolate bar. I'm kind of scared about what kind of epic Captain experience they think I can offer...

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@liteweightlarry @NoelProcter Got an email from real axe in Bolton the other day, they're partnered with frog and bucket to host stand up nights on the first Friday of every month. At least we can get a drink in before Christmas 2030, I can try and get a booking for us all?

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@PS5StockAlertUK I was one of the lucky ones, been trying to get one for months and finally managed to today. Thanks @PS5StockAlertUK I know how much it sucks to miss out each drop so I hope everyone that wants one eventually gets one, good luck in future drops folks✌️

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@CalPixki @liteweightlarry @NoelProcter Fixed what, is this not WhatsApp? This seems new and scary but familiar at the same time. It's been a while, is this how you twitter?

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@liteweightlarry @NoelProcter I was always a Kane fan out of the two brothers. At least undertaker looped back around. Kane went from masked to unmasked and that was it. The Fiend is the new Kane now, similar backstory too.

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@liteweightlarry @NoelProcter Well now I've got that link, down the rabbit hole I go.

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@liteweightlarry @NoelProcter Why am I suddenly tempter to get a trial for the wwe network, if they even still do trials.

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@liteweightlarry @NoelProcter

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@PS5StockAlertUK The entire Smyths website now has a server error. Cheers @SmythsToysUK for your lackluster servers 🙄

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So, there was just a proposal half way through the set at #ingested #slamchester #mcr #unexpected #surpassingtheboundariesofhumansuffering

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@NoelProcter

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@liteweightlarry Or this, if this gets played... https://t.co/gIm1prMiXk

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How Much Value Can You Add To A Car With Just A Detail? https://t.co/ZH1Sre4uX2

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@liteweightlarry I was quite impressed by that actually, but Slayer on a banjo? https://t.co/YZH8xYrWHG

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@liteweightlarry I just want to win the car, don't judge me.

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@pixki @beerchipsngravy @liteweightlarry @NoelProcter

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@beerchipsngravy @liteweightlarry @NoelProcter @pixki I know it's strange, a sport that originates in another country with more complex rules I'm okay with. A sport more commonly supported in my own and... Whoosh.
I think its more interest, football never interested me. I used to love rugby so NFL was a somewhat natural progression.