Andrew Bayona

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I’m out.

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@MeidasTouch Watters’ mom is NOT going to be happy with this clip.

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The last two women I’ve met “in the wild” have told me I’m aging gracefully, when I tell them I’m 38. On one hand, they are saying I look pretty good. On the other, they are saying I’m old.

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rolling back child labor laws is going very well!

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@AlternativeMUFC 100% yes.

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Just in case I have to abandon twitter. Waiting for my blue sky app to work as well. https://t.co/15oxSI7tTP

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I felt Garnacho should have got the No 7 shirt in the 24/25 season. No 7 for #MUFC wears heavy. Players have caved under it, but Garnacho looked like a player who could have handlers it.

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Just saved myself a couple hundred dollars. Nice.

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@90sWWE If you pay for twitter, you’re a jabroni.

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The Blazers organization has let Dame down. Don’t blame him.

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@AceTroyPopArt

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#SupportLocalArt @alwayssunny @RMcElhenney #CharlieDay

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Going to see my first crush perform tonight. #MsJacksonIfYoureNasty

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Matched with a girl on tinder. Was setting up a date with her and she asked if the place we are going to has vegan options. I replied, “There are. Just a heads up though, I do hunt and fish. Hopefully that’s cool?” She hasn’t replied back. I guess it wasn’t cool.

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Made it to the diamond league in Duolingo. They don’t play in that league. I might mess around and get relegated my first week if I don’t pay attention.

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#plantdad

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@victoriathai I was thinking because Dallas backwards is sallad. Sallad -> salad.

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Why doesn’t Dallas have a famous salad? The Dallas salad. I can’t be the first to think of this.

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The scale lies. I just saw a guy at the gym for the first time in over a year and he said, “Congrats man, you lost a lot of weight.” I’m probably 20lbs heavier than I was last time I saw him. Felt pretty good.

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@TheCovalentTV “You look like the Trash Man.” Ah, shit.