Andrew Blayney

my teeth are fucked x

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

I wonder how quickly his feeling of satisfaction faded back into the dissociated numbness of addiction and alienation

[twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy]

I wonder if they'll do John Lennon getting shot. I hope they don't just do a voice saying "Mr Lennon", he turns and then it cuts to black. They should make it more like The Passion of the Christ.

[Andrew Blayney @AndrewBlayney]

My favourite thing about beer is that it tastes like piss and makes you vomit

[Andrew Blayney @AndrewBlayney]

Look at this fucking guy

[Andrew Blayney @AndrewBlayney]

Hippos look so badass when they're in water but then they get out and have those stupid little legs

[Andrew Blayney @AndrewBlayney]

Why is posh-people-dancing so weird

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Queen Elizabeth dancing with her family in 1992

[Andrew Blayney @AndrewBlayney]

You don't need to end your tweets with your name we can see it above the tweet. Andrew

[Andrew Blayney @AndrewBlayney]

My god so real

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Prince George reportedly warned classmates who were on his bad side that his father Prince William will one day be King, according to royal author.

“My dad will be king so you better watch out.”

[Andrew Blayney @AndrewBlayney]

***no harm intended***

[Andrew Blayney @AndrewBlayney]

Bro Americans stormed the capital let's do the British version and storm Buckingham for a laugh

[Andrew Blayney @AndrewBlayney]

Height of britishness that whatever lizard becomes prime minister the news still gets a stiffy over that cat mooching about the place

[Andrew Blayney @AndrewBlayney]

Imagine how mint it would be if everyone who's under the living wage but in a full time job went on strike and the tories shit themselves would be creasing tbf get it done lads

[Andrew Blayney @AndrewBlayney]

In a world of VPN's and trying to be as private as possible I genuinely don't give a shit if someone in the government is watching me ripping the head off through my laptop camera ngl

[Andrew Blayney @AndrewBlayney]

YES COME ON TWITTER QUALITY

[Becca 🎧 @BeccaRBRoyalty]

Not her bringing out her new boyfriend.

[Andrew Blayney @AndrewBlayney]

People are saying "it's jokes, you can joke about whatever you want, including trans people." That's completely true. What james acaster is doing here is essentially a trans joke, and it's funny. Ricky gervais is just saying "haha lady with a dick," which isn't funny

[ruth @ruth_walshe]

nothing to say about ricky gervais that james acaster hasn’t already said

[Andrew Blayney @AndrewBlayney]

Woodlice are top tier

[Andrew Blayney @AndrewBlayney]

Donut in my case amirite lads ✊️✊️✊️

[Andrew Blayney @AndrewBlayney]

Elon mate twitter is literally yours now stop moaning you dozey bellend

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The extreme antibody reaction from those who fear free speech says it all