I come from an Alternate Dimension, I am the 45th Pres of AltUSA. We live in great peace so I've come to help your dimension, but we must act fast! #Resist
@tedcruz You LOVE older men slammin your dad. That’s why you cow tow to the president every chance you get! You love to taste your dads ass on their balls EVERY. DAMN. TIME.
Former President Obama: “We see the utter loss of shame among political leaders where they’re caught in a lie and they just double-down and they lie some more.”
@realDonaldTrump Soo... you’re admitting there WAS Russian meddling that helped you win this “election” (of which you still lost the popular vote, the vote of the people)
@ChrisCubas What is with these fuckin sniveling MAGA quims that A) they think this bullshit is remotely acceptable behavior and B) the think cameras were never invented and forget that people are carrying one 24/7 these days. really tough quivering behind the counter. Moist Boi fuckstain