Andrew Grant

The C stands for Comedian, Canadian, Computer Scientist, and Cunning Linguist.

[Andrew Grant @AndrewCGrant]

@IPhWtjGtBt91957 @theJJWalters @AMfcy62 @japan Bruh, you're the one searching for 2 year old threads to call them propaganda

[Andrew Grant @AndrewCGrant]

Is @japan really paying for YouTube ads defending the rising sun flag? "The rising sun design isn't unique to Japan" No, but those flags weren't being flown during war crimes

[Andrew Grant @AndrewCGrant]

The bar I'm in just switched mid song from Aqualung to Party in the USA. It worked better than you'd expect.

[Andrew Grant @AndrewCGrant]

People on the internet are all "modern audiences are so dumb they need to be told who the good and bad guys are" like The Good, the Bad and the Ugly never existed.

[Andrew Grant @AndrewCGrant]

The textbook I'm supposed to teach says that "one-hot encoding" can have multiple 1s. I hate this.

[Andrew Grant @AndrewCGrant]

I leave my parents unattended for 8 months and now all of their computers have McAfee on them.

[Andrew Grant @AndrewCGrant]

Her: I like guys who're a little dangerous
Me: *whispers in her ear* I don't have a smoke detector

[Andrew Grant @AndrewCGrant]

New microwave doesn't support 24-hour clock. Thinking about returning it.

[Andrew Grant @AndrewCGrant]

It's amazing how much omitting the word "The" can change the vibe.

[Andrew Grant @AndrewCGrant]

The scariest part of Halloween is that rent is due.

[Andrew Grant @AndrewCGrant]

My brain parsed "penned" as the past tense of penne.

[Andrew Grant @AndrewCGrant]

I don't know who left this in the green room but I feel personally attacked

[Andrew Grant @AndrewCGrant]

"Sign up's here" — the mating call of the comic

[Andrew Grant @AndrewCGrant]

Not to be confused with my frizzy ass hair

[Andrew Grant @AndrewCGrant]

I really need to start choosing poses that don't involve me manually tracing my frizzy-ass hair

[Andrew Grant @AndrewCGrant]

There's a factory that makes old spaghetti?

[Andrew Grant @AndrewCGrant]

There were clues. His cane was on the wrong side, it was 3 inches too short, and I watched him climb a flight of stairs without it and without using a handrail.

[Andrew Grant @AndrewCGrant]

Called someone out tonight for fake using a cane. Guy had a fake limp and everything. What's even the point?

[Andrew Grant @AndrewCGrant]

When you and the other 5 members of "the squad" are getting ready to invade Whole Foods

[Andrew Grant @AndrewCGrant]

Love you, mom.

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Mnemonic device to remember the Great Lakes.