Andrew Clark

[Andrew Clark @AndrewClar0oad]

@PaisleyYouuvu genuine question: why is everyone praising the weakest part of this

[Andrew Clark @AndrewClar0oad]

I would rather feel like shit sometimes and a god the rest of the time than just okay all the time

[Andrew Clark @AndrewClar0oad]

Very charming and fun. A Halloween village, though, is next level.

[Andrew Clark @AndrewClar0oad]

@AlanBrooksjudj I would pay good money to experience this for the fiRst time again

[Andrew Clark @AndrewClar0oad]

@AlexanderRvjoy i know i'm outnumbered but the first version was infinitely better

[Andrew Clark @AndrewClar0oad]

Pair that with the fact that I’ve also been isolating since I lost my job in January and I’ve been avoiding hanging out with friends because I don’t have money to spend.

[Andrew Clark @AndrewClar0oad]

@MiaHarriszhzb something about her eyes is not adding up

[Andrew Clark @AndrewClar0oad]

I still live with my parents. The house is constantly stressful and I want to move out, but I can't save money for shit.

[Andrew Clark @AndrewClar0oad]

As the soul ascended into space, the Japanese guy had no one to tell his story to, so God let him panic for a second and then pulled him up, too.

[Andrew Clark @AndrewClar0oad]

忽然也跟她說，如果有閒錢，可以買某一個喔，你看跌下來我自己有買，我打開我的成交紀錄給她看。
如果有賺到錢的話，下次來的時候記得偷偷多塞兩片肉給我
但是如果跌下來的話，下次我來吃不要在我湯裡面吐口水。
大家都笑了。

[Andrew Clark @AndrewClar0oad]

休憩まわしで初めて４歳児の午睡に入ったとき。 まだ寝てない子も布団の上で静かに横になっていましたが…担任の先生がいなくなると起き上がり「トイレ行っていい？」と次々と聞いてくるー🥲