Andrew Clark

Just me, a husband of a strong woman and a dad of two future superhero daughters. I follow back

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If you thought the live action version of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s musical was the worse movie called Cats, then I have new for you

1/shitloads

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@joshtpm There is literally video of MTG claiming Disney is corrupting children from last night

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@Popehat “Your honor, our client, a poor humble African American immigrant…”

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@Popehat “It’s not a gathering celebrating hitler, we are celebrating the guy who shot him…. Totally different”

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@MollyJongFast @MEPFuller They killed the wrong Fox…

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@Popehat Unlike will, Louis can really pull it off

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@secrettory12 The phrase “mutton dressed as lamb” comes to mind…

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@MollyJongFast So, once again, Louis C. K. pulls it off

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@elonmusk Given the standard Twitter distraction dump, safe the assume SEC has something coming out?

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The thing I am looking forward to the most when masks requirements end is my Face ID working again!

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@RadioFreeTom 1 in 5 Americans, but 1 in 4 republicans? This only makes sense if republicans are 80% of Americans. This isn’t a serious study

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@SaltyProfessor Departure of Justice

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@alexbell @qikipedia Could go either way…

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@JoyceWhiteVance I feel it is less clinging to the past, and more grasping for relevance. As the rest of us move on, Trump becomes less and less relevant, so he needs to drag us back to talking about stuff that involves him

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@kairyssdal Croatian for “Traffic Light”…

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@crampell Does he think you have to tack the batteries out and swap them every time they run out of charge?

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@GregProops @EricIdle @WhoseLiveAnyway @WhoseRyanStiles @GaryAWilliams @JeffBryanDavis There is no way you can do all those shows!! They’re only 7 minutes apart!

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@jadedcreative That’s sounds like a euphemism

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@kairyssdal Think of every derivative out there that currently references a Russian stock… it’s going to be putting a whole load of lawyers kids through very good colleges xx

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@CheriJacobus It’s even stranger when you realized both John Steinbeck and Marilyn Munroe lived in a small town of only a few thousand people in Connecticut at one point in time (Roxbury)

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@TheRickWilson Well, better latte than never…