Andy Contrada

Full Send.

[Andy Contrada @AndrewContrada]

#freethesituation

[Rebecca Taylor @BecTaylor13]

LADIES imagine this— it’s 1692. Your husband is building a house with sod and rocks. Your 6 sons are outside playing with their stick and hoop. You are hanging laundry and hoping the townsfolk don’t discover you’re a witch. Life is perfect. ❤️

[Andy Contrada @AndrewContrada]

#sadface https://t.co/tAP91F4Zjk

[Hanley Ramirez ⚾️ @HanleyRamirez]

Thank you #RedSoxNation. It’s been real. Love you always🙏🏽

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

😍😍😍

[Andy Contrada @AndrewContrada]

@avgoh Sibs with benefits daaaawg

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I hope all sports fans are watching. This is why our game is greatest game on earth. Game 7. Everybody leaving it on the line. Back and forth. The barn ready to explode! Two original 8 teams.Nobody can breath! All for a 200 year old sterling silver cup. #BecauseItsTheCup

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

High School Musical (2006) https://t.co/wolmJMbP6z

[Eastern Hockey League @EHL_Hockey]

Grasso Commits to Salem State

Express Defenseman Set to Join Vikings this Fall - https://t.co/e4nVjBMjf3 #Eshow

[The Canadian Game @ItsCanadasGame]

Important thread: https://t.co/earlpvrw0r

[Andy Contrada @AndrewContrada]

@steve_donelan98 😂😂

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

He yodeled his way from Walmart to my show. You are not going to believe this kid. He is priceless.

[Andy Contrada @AndrewContrada]

@maljmcc Lmao I already know who this is directed to

[Dylan @DylanBaer]

Please help, man needs his boat! 🙏🏻

[Graham Blanchette @germblanch]

The year is 2008. You are in a hockey tournament and just got back to the hotel after post game boston pizza. Your team is playing mini sticks in the hotel hallway. You are going to the pool later to go up the waterslide backwards and clog it. Life is good.

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. If you remove
1) Chicago
2) Detroit
3) Washington DC
4) St Louis
5) New Orleans
the United States is then 189th out of 193 countries in the entire world. Also, all 5 cities have STRICT Gun Control Laws.

[Andy Contrada @AndrewContrada]

@codesforguys @BridgemanHaley why does this sound like your laugh tho