Andrew Crechiolo⚡️

shoot for the moon, if you miss you'll land among the stars

[Andrew Crechiolo⚡️ @AndrewCrek]

@EricStraughn It’s just because they cost more

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

If we had a functioning democracy, our politicians would impose a new super-tax on private jet users, but instead, the entire cost of a private jet can be used as a tax deduction, while teachers can only deduct $250 for school supplies on their taxes.

[Ashley Davis @AshleyD48604018]

"Why do we hate?"

Racism destroyed in 1min by the brilliant Dr Jane Elliot.

#BlackLivesMattter

[Kobe Bryant @kobebryant]

Continuing to move the game forward @KingJames. Much respect my brother 💪🏾 #33644

[KNICKS ON MSG @KnicksMSGN]

the poem the poet

[Barstool Sports @BarstoolsTweets]

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[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Fuck this shit.

Retweet if you agree.

[Isaiah Hole @isaiahhole]

This Green Bay touchdown was brought to you by Questionable NFL Officiating™️.

Questionable NFL Officiating™️ is an official sponsor of the Detroit Lions.

[Fred Shatara @f_shatara2]

Just add this to the highlight real with:

- Calvins “TD”
- No PI in the Dallas game
- No call against Seattle
- and the 12 other brutal calls against the lions I’ve wiped clean from my memory

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
The quill has never felt more heavy. I have made the decision to holster my sidearm permanently. I shall battle no more. The decision is difficult, but, as the hogs taught me, I must be true to myself. I am coming home to care for you and the farm.
— Andrew

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

Adam, i soaked my ankle in warm urine to heal all my lower extremity injuries, notice i was never injured my entire career. Please pass along my message, it’s a home remedy.

[Lewis Vaughan Jones @LVaughanJones]

When your drone runs out of battery over a lake, timing is everything...

https://t.co/btDekWXpoV

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Everyone is searching for something... Help a brotha out and reply with your favorite diner, drive-in or dive in the comments 🤙🏼

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Need to know where you got those overalls @LilNasX 🔥🔥🔥

[duo @duolingous]

So my mom said she can take us to area 51 or pick us up, but she's not doing both.