@ULTRA_MAJESTY Step 5: And when you think you’re ready to add vocals, picture Quagmire from Family Guy and do your best to sound like him.
The audience will love it.
@SqSehrish That depends. Did the man have 12 kids with the same woman, or 11 kids with 11 different women? Or maybe he just frequents the local sperm bank.
@EricLDaugh Oh, wow!😮 Imagine that. Giving multiple people the same answer when they all ask the same questions and hit the same talking points. If he didn’t give the same answers, you’d all probably be like “OMG! 😤🤬He’s changing his story!”
@MsAvaArmstrong That was obvious in 2021 when he chose to abandon his constituents by flying to Cancun in the middle of that big Texas freeze that killed over 200 people.
I noticed he was conveniently out of town during the flash floods last year as well. Coincidence?
@EricLDaugh Except, Talarico isn’t going up against Cornyn; who would’ve been a tougher opponent. Texas Republicans made sure to pick a primary that comes with a lot of potentially problematic baggage.
So, it’s essentially a corrupt politician vs a progressive hippie.