Andrew Delman 🍄

Favorite Cheese Podcast • Stand-up Comedy • Voice of Shay Van Buren and Saison on MPGIS • Can solve a Rubik's cube in 3 minutes.

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Quarantine Update: Today my wife told me that the plant I have diligently watering for 6 months is fake...

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The McDonald’s Snack Wrap is back! But this time with a vengeance… posting this after day three of the worst food poisoning ever!

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At Costco and the guy in front of me just bought $17k worth of gold bars, which he paid for with 5 different credit cards… is he good? Does he know something I don’t?! Should I buy gold?!?!???!

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Hey mom! I’m in a commercial!

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@RMcElhenney @TomWilsonUSA

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@JustaGuy755 @leenewtonsays Yes! Working on it!

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They should have asked ChatGPT if this was a good move first… https://t.co/lNH4mem26t

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Los Angeles on Halloween is wild. It’s impossible to tell if people always dress this way or if they’re in costume…

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You should be able to drink in a grocery store.

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I’m no longer afraid to admit it… I am not good with tinfoil.

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I’ve believed in Aliens since I was 6… went to therapy for it… turns out I was right this whole time! Take that Doctor Jean!

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Finally figured out time travel!

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I hope the studios give in and the strike ends soon. It’s getting bad out there. I just got a Facebook friend request from “Tom Cruise Comedian”

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As a nation, we’re thriving…

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Like @leenewtonsays I have really bad insomnia, and I listen to a lot of different podcast late at night... I was laughing so hard during ep. 33 of #FavoriteCheese when @AndrewDelman said "I'm gonna start with a toucan", my wife woke up, and came down to see if I was alright. 😂

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The amount of people wearing cowboy hats in the Denver airport is very silly…

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Why isn’t there a medmen in LAX? They have everything else lol

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No but robots might!

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Why does every Toyota Yaris look like it’s been to hell and back?