Andrew Voris

[Andrew Voris @AndrewEdVoris]

@YesChef71 @CarolAmmons4IL That’s where the bus is taking him. That’s why he looks like that.

[Carol Ammons @CarolAmmons4IL]

I remember my first time riding the bus

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I also paid my doorman to lie once - he told the delivery guy my order was for two people

[TheWhiskeyJournal @WhiskeyJournal]

White House Just A Few Resignations Away From Appointing Known Cannibal
https://t.co/hfyagFmcG7

[TheWhiskeyJournal @WhiskeyJournal]

White Smoke Coming From NFL Headquarters Signifies Selection Of New Official Pizza
https://t.co/SrUNH8lVy6

[TheWhiskeyJournal @WhiskeyJournal]

President Trump Boldly Claims He Can Physically Run
https://t.co/iZLkARAPuA

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

@realDonaldTrump The next time President Trump that you talk to Putin tell him to butt out of our elections quit the cyber warfare interference in our democracy

[Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC]

Time Magazine, October 1973:

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

It’s simple. Students should be able to go to college without being weighed down by mountains of debt that trap them in a devastating cycle of loans that follows them for decades.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

The truck driver was arrested and is expected to be charged with an “attack against cultural heritage” https://t.co/ol7xkkHMlJ

[Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC]

Marilyn Monroe’s Pentagon ID, issued to “Norma Jeane DiMaggio”—this week 1954, before she performed in front of US troops in South Korea:

[TheWhiskeyJournal @WhiskeyJournal]

Man Holding Jacket For 4 Hours Saves $2 On Coat Check
https://t.co/QK6BaEKBKs

[TheWhiskeyJournal @WhiskeyJournal]

White House Chef Prepares Hot Dog Mac And Cheese For 365th Consecutive Night https://t.co/hscGXLx5fM

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Democrats say 50 senators have endorsed legislation to overrule the FCC on net neutrality https://t.co/ubeXnP2MUF

[David Frum @davidfrum]

Imagine if a false nuclear alarm flashed while Fox and Friends was on

[Katy Tur @KatyTurNBC]

Pence never stops staring at Trump. Ever.

[Roll Call @rollcall]

White House won’t deny Trump’s slur about Haiti, African nations https://t.co/a0g2jtPGum

[Luis V. Gutiérrez @RepGutierrez]

As an American, I am ashamed of the President. His comments are disappointing, unbelievable, but not surprising. This is the real Donald Trump and my biggest fear is that his voters will applaud him. My full statement: https://t.co/NmDHlmc2YV

[John McCain @SenJohnMcCain]

The Burmese gov't should immediately release detained @Reuters journalists. It's because of their reporting & the reporting of journalists like them we know the extent of violence against the Rohingya. The US must stand for freedom of the press everywhere. https://t.co/Y1GRsOQLBH