Fred

single since ‘98

[Fred @AndrewFerretti1]

My older sister is a 4th grade teacher and her students are having a real tough time making the change to virtual learning...

[Fred @AndrewFerretti1]

@D_Rothy Went against my gut feeling and switched Henderson in for michel right before the game solely because of this tweet. Would’ve won by a point if I didn’t thanks a lot jerkoff

[Fred @AndrewFerretti1]

After almost 8 years on this app, Ive decided it’s time to retire from twitter.
Thanks for all the laughs 👍

[Fred @AndrewFerretti1]

please watch this video of my dad making me go into the bushes to get a rat he caught in a trap

you will not be disappointed

[Fred @AndrewFerretti1]

from now on if you insta more than twice a week your getting unfollowed

[Fred @AndrewFerretti1]

Instead of boxing eachother I think the youtubers and tik tokers should just have their own hunger games

[Fred @AndrewFerretti1]

@tjcoffey12 you mean compassionate

[Fred @AndrewFerretti1]

what in the spirit airlines

[Chanelle 💅🏾 @_Triceeeey]

How you fighting on the plane? MID AIR?!!! 😳🥴MID FUCKING AIR!!!

[Fred @AndrewFerretti1]

I was taking a piss in the urinal at work and I went to check my phone and as I pulled it out I accidentally took a photo with sound on. The dude next to me looked at me in disgust I didn’t know what to say

[Fred @AndrewFerretti1]

If I ever ran on to the field of a sporting event there’d be at least a 30 minute delay. None of those out of shape losers are catching me

[Fred @AndrewFerretti1]

one more bad day away from painting my nails black, getting a lil dangly feather earring, and moving to LA to be a Tik Tok star

[Fred @AndrewFerretti1]

can we bring back formspring again? I have to anonymously ask a few girls if they think i’m hot or not

[Fred @AndrewFerretti1]

Spent my entire childhood wishing I was older only to grow up and wish I was young again

[Fred @AndrewFerretti1]

@itszgo mcknight had a better jumpshot lmao

[Fred @AndrewFerretti1]

@tjcoffey12 I would never let myself die before you lololol

[Fred @AndrewFerretti1]

I am quitting all nicotine starting right now. To help enforce it I invite anyone who sees me hit a juul to punch me in the face... idec if i know you or not just rip it

[Fred @AndrewFerretti1]

Easy way to make $112,000 in less than a year:
Step 1: Collect $1400 stimulus check
Step 2: Place it all on the giants to win the superbowl at +8000
Step 3: Profit

[Fred @AndrewFerretti1]

i just paid $88 to fill up my tank and now my day is ruined

[Alabama Men’s Basketball @AlabamaMBB]

ＳＥＣ ＣＨＡＭＰＳ 👑

#RollTide | #BlueCollarBasketball

[D Go @GoPesos]

This might be the funniest shit I seen all day 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Fred @AndrewFerretti1]

i miss the rush of walking up to a bouncer with my fake ID trying to play it cool