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I'm just a guy, like any other, only more so.

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@AndrewForlines, being THAT guy, for a while now.

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@HJBenjamin any chance this is the year we get a Jazz Daredevil Christmas album?
We all know that's what the world needs.

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@HJBenjamin Is this the year we get a Jazz Daredevil Christmas album?!

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@HighyieldHarry Looks like it's Morbin' time!

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@ewarren Too little too late. It's time for a prohibition on wealth accumulation.

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Wall Street: Why won't they sell?
*Cut to comic book guy putting his one share in a protective sleeve to hang over his Funko Pop collection.

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@BurgerKing would you mind asking your employees to not refer to women as, "you guys?"
Great, thanks.

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@SUBWAY here's a fresh idea: ask your employees to not refer to women as, "you guys."
Cool, thanks, great chat.

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@CircuitCitySA 'member when you had stores?

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@BestBuy would you mind asking your employees to not refer to women as, "you guys?"
Great, thanks.

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@Joes_Crab_Shack would you mind asking your staff to not refer to women as, "you guys?"
Great, thanks. I appreciate it.

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@Outback would you mind asking your staff to not refer to women as, "you guys?"
Great, thanks. Welcome to 2018.

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@redlobster would you mind asking your staff to not refer to women as, "you guys?"
Great, thanks.

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@olivegarden would you mind asking your staff not to refer to women as, "you guys?"
Cool, thanks.

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@Applebees would you mind asking your staff not to refer to women as, "you guys?"
K, thanks.

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Are you chefaf? @joshforster12

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I miss Survivor. @survivorcbs I don't want to wait til Feb 28th. I miss my viewing party.

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@TomWaitsHat tell Tom Waits to make a Christmas album. Please.

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@thedollop whys it called the Dollop?

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My father is very homophobic for someone who won't shut up about his four fathers.

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@BellevueHosp has been in NYC forever. It's an institution.