Andrew Genser

Writer of funny things on TV. WGA. Once peed next to Eric Idle

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Execs call films & shows “content” to devalue them. It’s like going to a cafe and the menu just says “sustenance.”
“Here’s your sustenance, sir. Care for a fluid? Here’s a glass of wet. Good? I’ll pass along your compliments to the creators, whoever they are”
#wgastrong #FUAMPTP

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@elonmusk Eat shit fuckface

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@realDonaldTrump Eat shit

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@elonmusk eat shit

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@NutsPhishPeaks 🐐

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To anyone who still might intentionally or accidentally see something I tweet:
https://t.co/YvRY88k1Rn

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@DarrigoMelanie This is even worse than when he let the leader of the Aryan Union Donald O’Brien speak at MSG.

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@billieeilish @KamalaHarris Looking forward to the forthcoming “I HATE BILLY EYELASHES” tweet. #VoteBlue

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@WUTangKids

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@RobDenBleyker

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The human body is mainly rats and the only way to get them out is by squatting nude over a pile of cheese.
Also @jeffGoldblumMSO hosts #Kimmel again tonight! #promo

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@WritersGuildF Don’t

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@cubsgirl1825 4/30/93 (10). Benefit of having an older brother

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@Chrisck5 They should name a color after you

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@GinaIppy 5

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Trump candy bar. For as homophobic as #MAGA men are they sure do love eating this asshole.

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@RpsAgainstTrump https://t.co/gzsn7zL7Wr

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‘Your body is a wonderland,
My penis is a slide whistle (sfx: woooop)’

- early draft, before @JohnMayer got the surgery

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@rickrudescalves Crazy that it was this same glove too

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@WUTangKids A complete fake, convincing only the dumbest. Not sure what the white thing on its ear is though