Andrew Heaps

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@TheLaikYobaz Why were you creeping 'round late last night?
Why did I see two shadows moving in your bedroom light?
Now you're dressed in black
When I left, you were dressed in white

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@twill_94 Soooooo we got a point tonight

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@JonathanPieNews His dedication to noncery is quite something.

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@ARacer16 Saucy cunt. We are pigs

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@ashestoarchive Canary yellow? That's Australian gold my friend and don't you f*cking forget it

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@fesshole I once heard one of our bin men exclaim "stella!!!!" At the top of his voice when our bin had been emptied. A little bit of me died that day

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@SafcDom99 Your mum's soft as shite

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#lufc bijol has been immense. As has amapadu. Looking a quality team at the moment and not worth 16th in the league. Well done daniel farke

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@sarajcox I know you're a flat coat gal... here's Jeremy in front of the Christmas tree

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@Mrdecent000 Fuck that i found branding numbers on my leather sofa cushions on the edges. Adds to the charm

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@TheRealJamieKay

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@jimmyfallon It's the hardest thing. We lost Douglas last year and it was the hardest thing we've gone through. The house was quiet but Jeremy helped us through. Gone but never forgotten. Always loved

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@JamesMelville He's turning into that bloke who drinks from the wrong chalice in the last crusade

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@Daniel_Rapaport It's the bumming at bethpage Dan. Don't try and sugar-coat it

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@thedailyjaws Just watched it on the big screen, again. Just a perfect film. Robert Shaw gets better with every watch

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@Mike_kim714 Gimme gimme gimme!

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For reaching 200k followers I’m giving away my backup Titleist 11 degree GT2 driver!

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@SamueILFC I think people just hate Liverpool and their fans. That's the main problem. And well deserved hate. You've got to be consistent as utter c*nts to get the sort of accolade

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@AnfieldRd96 Move out of your parents basement you lemon 🍋

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@NewcastleFansU @ToonMouthTyne @Mrjamieohara1 He's a prick is o'hara. If a club values the player at 150m then that's the price to prise him away. What did Liverpool get for coutinho years ago? I don't like the money involved. When it's such a big business pay the rate. It stinks of "big" club bias. Bosman shafted football