Andrew Hoeft

Cubs, Bulls, Bears, Spider-Man

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@fleasquasher @MorbidKnowledge They came to evacuate him and wouldn't take his cats. He chose to stay because he couldn't get the cats out

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@messedupfoods

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@RealRickBennett @patcollects @DanClarkSports Would be great but can't move the walls back without losing seats. Owners will never go for it

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@mikebd21 @Chicago_History

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@FastlifeMitch15 @dawg_mike73019 @TalkinBaseball_ You suck at this bro

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@BoinkBuzz

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@SacAppraiser @SeeLehane21

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@JasonWiliss @TickPick I've seen standup in every venue under the sun and arenas/stadiums are the worst. However, some of these guys have gotten so big that the chance to see them in a theater or club is basically impossible.

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@theepicmap

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@TansuYegen

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@1856easychoice @basil_bobby Yeah but it's not hard to infer. His poor diet combined with the drugs left him constipated. Pushing too hard is what finally made his heart give out. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@gatekeepchicago

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@AnvinaGabitova @Andypublicuk Knew it was going to be Benny Hill. Still died

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@MoonpieManiac @LAChas77

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@ColorizedVault @DakotaSola @cosmic_marvel NOOooooooooo

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@trowcake12 @HatMan_VL @skostyboi Tag outs became required in like 1850

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@memechaotic Rats can swim

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@michael_olly14 @dafloridabear @CubsZone Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name

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@BonerWizard Our local station now says 80's, 90's, 2K, and today.

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@forresthopkinsa @hulu @RebelTaxi WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU!