i think emergency medicine was designed in a lab to be the only job that people with adhd can do without wanting to kill themselves out of boredom every day theyre at work
As a 3rd year med student walking round the ward a lot, patient said I’d be tired tonight. I said “aye my legs will be worn away to wee nubs.” Looked down, patient was a bilateral lower limb amputee. Went and stood in a cupboard for a while.
Years ago I got told by a teacher that advanced highers might be “a bit beyond me.” Knocked my confidence as a teenager, but after studying for years, tomorrow is my first day as a doctor. Point is, if anyone ever tells you you’re not capable of something, tell them to get fucked
@woodsy768_ford@STVNews You’re a moron mate, these people can have qualified 10 years ago and still have a “junior” title. Get your facts straight before opening that tunnel of yours
Was trying to get a ticket to radio 1 big weekend last night and had aboot 14 scam attempts, some absolutely pathetic efforts as well, need to get up earlier in the morning to fool me wee drawers