Andrew Hood

Doacter

[Andrew Hood @AndrewHood3]

30 years old and I still canny tell the difference between the sound of thunder and the sounds of my neighbours putting the bins oot

[armie @wowzaship]

i think emergency medicine was designed in a lab to be the only job that people with adhd can do without wanting to kill themselves out of boredom every day theyre at work

[Patrick Dalton @shitlondon]

It's the time of year we must all take a quiet moment to remember the "Leave it, Tony, he's not worth it" Christmas card.

[Andrew Hood @AndrewHood3]

@DoohanRachel I’m really Heartbroken f1 is over

[Andrew Hood @AndrewHood3]

@DoohanRachel Some quality photography there

[Andrew Hood @AndrewHood3]

@ThomasCraigRobb Went back to my sett to hide

[Andrew Hood @AndrewHood3]

@DoohanRachel Aye I once checked and stated no oedema in a guy who had prosthetic legs in first year osce as well, fucking nightmare

[Andrew Hood @AndrewHood3]

As a 3rd year med student walking round the ward a lot, patient said I’d be tired tonight. I said “aye my legs will be worn away to wee nubs.” Looked down, patient was a bilateral lower limb amputee. Went and stood in a cupboard for a while.

[Andrew Hood @AndrewHood3]

@DrJSherrington Wanted to climb into the waste disposal chute

[Andrew Hood @AndrewHood3]

@Drmehaktahir Straight off the wall directly into the bin

[Andrew Hood @AndrewHood3]

@ThomasCraigRobb IRH doesny know what’s coming

[Andrew Hood @AndrewHood3]

@simonc96 I’ll bring the wrath of all the diabetics

[Andrew Hood @AndrewHood3]

Years ago I got told by a teacher that advanced highers might be “a bit beyond me.” Knocked my confidence as a teenager, but after studying for years, tomorrow is my first day as a doctor. Point is, if anyone ever tells you you’re not capable of something, tell them to get fucked

[Andrew Hood @AndrewHood3]

@woodsy768_ford @STVNews You’re a moron mate, these people can have qualified 10 years ago and still have a “junior” title. Get your facts straight before opening that tunnel of yours

[Andrew Hood @AndrewHood3]

@ThomasCraigRobb Mr beans more competent mate

[Andrew Hood @AndrewHood3]

Final osce passed.

Dr. Hood ✅

[Andrew Hood @AndrewHood3]

@MercyShan35 Away you go

[Andrew Hood @AndrewHood3]

Was trying to get a ticket to radio 1 big weekend last night and had aboot 14 scam attempts, some absolutely pathetic efforts as well, need to get up earlier in the morning to fool me wee drawers

[Andrew Hood @AndrewHood3]

@MercyShan35 Ok I can do tickets for buy