Tax his land, Tax his bed,
Tax the table, At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his work, Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts anyway!
Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think.
Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries Tax his tears.
Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find any way To tax his ass!
Tax him all he has, then let him know
That you won't be done Till he has no dough.
When he screams and when he hollers;
Then tax him more, take all his dollars
Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in Which he's laid...
Put these words Upon his tomb:
‘Taxes drove me to my doom...'
When he's gone, Do not relax,
It's time to apply Inheritance Tax!
#BudgetDay
🗳️Tonight we hear from five candidates in the Hamilton, Larkhall & Stonehouse Holyrood by-election.
In recent Scottish opinion polls, there are six parties enjoying significant support. We invited their candidates to debate.
Only two agreed to debate, and three took up the offer of an individual interview.
Here's Scottish Labour's candidate Davy Russell, who was questioned by @STVColin:
📺 See the full interviews and the studio debate tonight on STV @ 10:40pm
Rangers FC likely has the richest owners in Scottish football, with 49ers Enterprises, backed by Denise DeBartolo York's $6.3 billion net worth, taking a major stake. Celtic's Dermot Desmond has $2.3 billion, and Hibernian's Bill Foley, with a 25% stake, is worth $2.74 billion. Other clubs lack billionaire owners. However, UEFA's financial rules may limit spending, so wealth doesn't guarantee success. Fan reactions, especially from Celtic supporters, suggest this "meltdown" is about rivalry more than a clear shift in powerRangers FC likely has the richest owners in Scottish football, with 49ers Enterprises, backed by Denise DeBartolo York's $6.3 billion net worth, taking a major stake. Celtic's Dermot Desmond has $2.3 billion, and Hibernian's Bill Foley, with a 25% stake, is worth $2.74 billion. Other clubs lack billionaire owners. However, UEFA's financial rules may limit spending, so wealth doesn't guarantee success. Fan reactions, especially from Celtic supporters, suggest this "meltdown" is about rivalry more than a clear shift in powerRangers FC likely has the richest owners in Scottish football, with 49ers Enterprises, backed by Denise DeBartolo York's $6.3 billion net worth, taking a major stake. Celtic's Dermot Desmond has $2.3 billion, and Hibernian's Bill Foley, with a 25% stake, is worth $2.74 billion. Other clubs lack billionaire owners. However, UEFA's financial rules may limit spending, so wealth doesn't guarantee success. Fan reactions, especially from Celtic supporters, suggest this "meltdown" is about rivalry more than a clear shift in power.