Andrew Howell

[Andrew Howell @AndrewHowell24]

@MeadayParade I’m a man and personally I don’t like shitting my pants. Don’t see why I should get locked up for using the bathroom

[ESPN MMA @espnmma]

LOPES ON TOP 💯

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

BAM BREAKS KOBE'S 81-POINT RECORD AND SCORES 83!

THE SECOND-MOST IN NBA HISTORY AFTER WILT 🤯

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Mamdani Condemns New Yorkers For Making Muslims Throw Bombs At Them https://t.co/9iADt2dlGq

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

This is an all-time classic

NY Governor Hochul: "Young black kids in the Bronx that don't even know what the word of 'computer' means"

[Megyn Kelly @megynkelly]

For those saying this is criminalizing journalism, journalists don’t get a pass when breaking the law just bc they have a mic. If I accompanied ppl storming an abortion clinic harassing/scaring/“traumatizing” the crying women while saying “But I’m a reporter!” I would absolutely have been charged under any Dem admin.

[ⁿᵉʷˢ Robert F. Kennedy Jr. @RobertKennedyJc]

Dear Oprah,

Yes, you were overeating!

For years!

And it wasn't some mystical "obesity gene" puppeteering your fork.

It was your choices.

Stop selling surrender as science.

Our kids deserve the truth that real change starts with personal accountability, not excuses.

MAHA

[MAZE @mazemoore]

2008. Obama slams the Bush Administration for not doing enough to combat the problem of illegal immigration. 😂

[Steve Sarkisian @CoachSark]

Just sayin… 🤘🏽

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

Manning gone mobile 🏎️

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

THE PASS. THE CATCH.

[Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY]

Dem after Dem called Trump, Elon, etc. Nazis. They accused Hegseth of Nazi tattoos (FALSE). And now? The most popular Dem Senate candidate in AMERICA has actual Nazi tattoos & the full backing of the radical Sanders wing of the Democratic Party. OWN IT.

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

So your Mom stole paintings from the People’s House?

And your Dad desecrated the Oval Office with Monica?

Maybe sit this one out Chelsea

[Nash @NashTalksTexas]

Quinn Ewers connects on a long completion with Dee Eskridge

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

Answered the 75 yard call 🏠📞

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

Arch 🤝 Wingo

[Kayce Smith @KayceSmith]

Somebody took this baby’s father away from her today because they disagreed with his politics. Absolutely fucking evil.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.