Andrew Inwood

Global Research Head. Interested in behavioural economics, consumer behaviour, ocean swimming and sailing. Opinions my own.

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Speaking of faded glories. The Windsor Melbourne is now a ramshackle ghost of a hotel. Lovely bones, but..

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@SMSFCoach Stay strong. That looks painful

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It’s a sad state of affairs when you get more sleep on the airplane than you do in London because you end up working three time zones

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When I was young I used to play touch on Sunday mornings at with a group called fat boy athletic. Two teams of 5, consisting only of forwards. You had to be over 6ft and over 100kgs to play. We didn’t want to be humiliated by any pesky wingers. I have found our spiritual home.

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In a turn of events that surprises even me, I’m having breakfast at 1 Lombard Street. In the banking world, that’s a faintly mythical address. Lombard standing for Lots Of Money But A Real.. D$&khead.

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Yoga Studio in London. Initially I thought that it was referring to #GraceTame.. I would have liked that.

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I was thinking of mean things I have done: I was invited in my 20’s to a lot of weddings as a single male. I would sneak into the reception centre while everyone was outside and re arrange the place settings so that I would be sitting next to someone I fancied. Pretty vile.

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Mistakes made on this visit to London. Buying the Pinot Noir in an expensive London Restaraunt. That was $110 for a West Australian Import. On the plus side the three lions is a lovely wine.

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Day 17 of reading the financial times. I am now used to phrases like maladapted political philosophy as a normal turn of phrase.

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Interesting stats of 2024: More people watched the cricket episode of Bluey, than watched Australia beat India at Lords.

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@Gljnner Read your book. Laugh out loud funny.. 😹 have always loved your work

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As a result of COP28 in Dubai, fossil fuels have been rebranded. They are now known as Bidens breakfast.

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One of the surprising results of COP28. Fossil Fuel has been rebranded. It is now the name for Joe Biden’s breakfast.

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10 am Surry Hills, buying books for people that I love. If I know you and you get a book from me, remember as useless as the gift of love is: I love you.

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@news_australian Laugh out loud ..

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Travelling home 7:10 Wednesday December 12. Jimmy’s Falafel is jumping early.

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Three drinks at the Shakespeare drinking with journalists and swearing

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If I was Donald Trump I would be pleased with this photo. He looks purposeful and intense. This is a shift from buffoon.

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Leaving rainy Auckland, 3:30 am.

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Well done the Tilly’s. Bad luck Les Bleu’s. Apparently there’s a couple of Subs leaving you can hitch a ride on. Be careful, old diesel platform..