Andrew Izzo

Just your average film school dropout. I review movies one tweet at a time. Film critique, elevated.

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The Batman (2022): More like The Blah-man. Three hours of Robert Pattinson's chiseled jawline somehow got boring around the 2:45 mark.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (out of 180 stars; the run time)

Watch instead: Google "Robert Pattison Jawline" and you're good, honestly.

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We’re in a horror movie golden age. Who’s your favorite modern horror director:

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@ronnypascale Why are you my cousin?

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What good movies have you seen recently?

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@thebigshotprof @ronnypascale I can't say, but no. Sorry!!!

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The Batman (2022): More like The Blah-man. Three hours of Robert Pattinson's chiseled jawline somehow got boring around the 2:45 mark.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (out of 180 stars; the run time)

Watch instead: Google "Robert Pattison Jawline" and you're good, honestly.

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LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

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NEW MOVIE POLL! Who's your money on in this fight:

Dave Grohl (as himself) as a satanic rockstar in Studio 666 or
Cyrano (Peter Dinklage) as a sword-fighting lover in Cyrano?

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@RuthsFoulBalls @ronnypascale Let me know what ya think after!!

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Studio 666 (2022): This movie is either so good it's bad or so bad it's good. Either way, more Foo Fighters movies, plz.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (out of 666 stars)

Watch instead: GIFs of Dave Grohl as the Devil in Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny (2006).

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@ronnypascale I didn't even think of *GASP* a draw! We are fighting to the death in this one.

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@ronnypascale

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@lucymood_y @TheAcademy I do love this idea. What movie would you give an Oscar to?

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Wow. So many feelings today. @TheAcademy thinks they know movies. *I* know movies. I'm starting my own movie award show called Better Than The Oscars.

#TheAcademy #OscarNoms #Oscars

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@voidhelix @ronnypascale J&J is for one pump chumps.

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Moonfall (2022): What I enjoy more than this movie: prostate exams, my wife talking about Pap smears, getting stuck in traffic after eating Taco Bell.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️(out of the entire Milky Way).

Watch instead: Your first born being abducted. It's more fun.

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@chaka_khant Anytime someone uses a Little Shop gif, they win.

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@voidhelix @ronnypascale That's all I aim for. Fair is my middle name. Balanced is my mother's maiden name.

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@voidhelix @ronnypascale This is how I felt about Power of the Dog.

https://t.co/uEuchfn1kR

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The Power of the Dog (2021): I watched this movie thinking it was about a powerful superhero dog. Boy, was I wrong. I still like it, even if I spent half the movie googling dog jokes.

⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️⭐️(out of 7 stars).

Watch instead: Isle of Dogs (2018)

#ThePowerOfTheDog

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Eternals (2021): This movie felt like it lasted for all Eternality. More like stupid heroes.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️(out of all the stars in the sky)

Watch instead: paint drying. Way more fun.