Andy Kuehl

amateur scientist

[Andy Kuehl @AndrewJKuehl]

Surely there's a workaround?

[Van_Ripplewink @Van_Ripplewink]

"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak."

[Andy Kuehl @AndrewJKuehl]

"Sheriff double-clutched second, put it in third,
Took right out at the Jaguar and Thunderbird,
He knew he'd get a bonus and a big, fat fine
if he caught 'em 'fore they crossed that county line,"

~ @ChuckBerry

[Andy Kuehl @AndrewJKuehl]

"I bought a big, heavy vehicle to prevent myself from making jack-rabbit starts."

[Andy Kuehl @AndrewJKuehl]

I don't know if I can wait until tomorrow night, Jack.

[Andy Kuehl @AndrewJKuehl]

I'm downtown with cash in my pocket and worried. 🍺

[Andy Kuehl @AndrewJKuehl]

So there's some elections coming up. Remember: if you don't vote, you have way more fun.

[Andy Kuehl @AndrewJKuehl]

"Paid parking is bad for small businesses." Please explain.

[Andy Kuehl @AndrewJKuehl]

"Give them a semester and they'll take six years."

[Kookaburra @cookaburr]

A 43% graduation rate is a harsh beating around the bush,
no?

[Andy Kuehl @AndrewJKuehl]

"He didn't write that book. He spoke it."

[Andy Kuehl @AndrewJKuehl]

"Hey Negrita, hey now,
Move your body, move your mouth,
Shake lady, way down south,
Shake baby, in your home town,"

~ Jagger/Richards, inspiration by @ronniewood?

[Andy Kuehl @AndrewJKuehl]

Imagine all the super-duper groups
super-duping other groups.

[Andy Kuehl @AndrewJKuehl]

average price of house in E.C: ½ a mil

[Andy Kuehl @AndrewJKuehl]

Over on Thatch and Blue Hut?

[Kookaburra @cookaburr]

Bob, they're worried about you.

[Andy Kuehl @AndrewJKuehl]

"JeezHey! HOW MUCH EXTRA INFORMATION DO YOU NEED?!"

[Andy Kuehl @AndrewJKuehl]

You see that @taylorswift13 video where she's in dance class and she caresses her breasts. Man, TayTay made my day!

💋 💄

[Andy Kuehl @AndrewJKuehl]

I'm starting to make sense and
we all know millions of people are watching.
Now you mad.
How come?

[Andy Kuehl @AndrewJKuehl]

Satan desperately needs an apprentice,
but shouldn't the dude have an official name?

[Andy Kuehl @AndrewJKuehl]

"I want to go to a 4-year because it looks better. No dirt."

[Andy Kuehl @AndrewJKuehl]

"Okay. Meep once for no, twice for yes. Is the Coyote your friend?"

"Meep! Meep!"

(I loved that part! Who knew?)
😆😆

[Andy Kuehl @AndrewJKuehl]

I'm downtown with cash in my pocket and worried. 🍺

[Andy Kuehl @AndrewJKuehl]

"There is nothing about which we do nothing."

[Andy Kuehl @AndrewJKuehl]

Seeking words.
Avoiding words.
All just words.