Andrew Lowe

All-American bad boy. I have opperated a jackhammer before and swallowed every piece of gum I’ve ever had.

[Adalis Shuttlesworth @BonaFideAdalis]

Tell someone about Jesus while there’s still time.

TODAY is the day of salvation!

[Andrew Lowe @AndrewJLowe1]

Hey @grok, based on my posts, what historical figure would I be?

[Andrew Lowe @AndrewJLowe1]

Have fun at work today, England!! @RoyalFamily

[Andrew Lowe @AndrewJLowe1]

Elon Musk and I have a combined net worth of over $1 trillion.

[Andrew Lowe @AndrewJLowe1]

“Submit to God, and you will have peace; then things will go well for you.
Listen to his instructions, and store them in your heart.”

Job 22:21-22 NLT

[Jonathan Shuttlesworth @JDShuttlesworth]

A gentle reminder to all Christians who have knowingly or unknowingly adopted communist ideals: Joel Osteen along with every other American 🇺🇸 can spend their personal, legally earned money however they see fit without any approval from you, the government, or central planning. Mind your own business or move to Beijing 🇨🇳 where you’ll feel more at home. #BlessingsComrade 🙏

[Andrew Lowe @AndrewJLowe1]

Happy International Women’s Day!
I guess after this it just goes back to us guys for the rest of the year??

[Andrew Lowe @AndrewJLowe1]

I will never complain about my first day on the job ever again.

[Andrew Lowe @AndrewJLowe1]

Are you telling me that Iran had Peter Griffin running their media?

[Demon @xdemon1510]

🚨 Breaking, Rāyān Vinklapor, Head of Media in Iran, was eliminated.

#Iran #Israel #usa #airstrikes

[Andrew Lowe @AndrewJLowe1]

She looks like the lead singer of Megadeth

[Andrew Lowe @AndrewJLowe1]

Happy Veterans Day to all my dawgs.
I would do it all over again. I love this nation. 🇺🇸

Plus, the 10% off military discount at Chili’s for rest of my life was entirely worth the service.

[Andrew Lowe @AndrewJLowe1]

I do not celebrate daylight savings time please stop forcing your beliefs on me and my family. Thanks.

[Andrew Lowe @AndrewJLowe1]

"You’ve gotta marry a women who would be the ideal partner if the movie Red Dawn ever became a reality."

-Advice from a friend recently

[Andrew Lowe @AndrewJLowe1]

I want to take a quick intermission from current events to remind everybody of something.

Anyone who doesn’t put their shopping cart back and leaves it in the parking lot needs to be sent to Guantánamo Bay. I will enact this day one if I’m ever president.

[Andrew Lowe @AndrewJLowe1]

Hey @grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was.

[Andrew Lowe @AndrewJLowe1]

We are never getting the Epstein list

[New York Post @nypost]

‘Possibly hostile’ alien threat detected in unknown interstellar object, a shocking new study claims https://t.co/OozwftVlKr

[Andrew Lowe @AndrewJLowe1]

@JDShuttlesworth Is there Polymarket betting on this yet?

[Andrew Lowe @AndrewJLowe1]

“If you have a big destiny, you’ll have lots of enemies. But having a lot of enemies doesn’t mean you have a big destiny. It can also mean you’re stupid about how you treat people and make bad decisions” -Jonathan Shuttlesworth

#Wisdom

[Andrew Lowe @AndrewJLowe1]

@JDShuttlesworth Elon getting woken up by ICE tomorrow at 5AM