Andrew Pals

Olathe, KS

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@Nike is this how we package shoes now? No dunnage or anything? Just curious

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@bigdumb_baby Mustang

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@cdotharrison Didn’t know this game still had life

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She’s alive

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What a time to be alive

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Chiefs Kingdom, who wants a signed jersey from our newest cornerback?!?

RT for a chance to win‼️

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Royals blow

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I love this damn team! @IowaHoops

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#Iowa that’s the tweet

[e @wtvrem13]

tonight, i cannot wait to order $100 worth of Sushi San and watch Florida beat the shit out of Iowa 🙏🏻

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PSA - @bigdumb_baby is the most attractive person on this app - don’t @ me

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Don’t trust anyone with a privacy screen

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Boy thanks @AMCTheatres for the notification you were closed. Wasted my drive to come watch Return of the King. Closed due to low temps is an absolute joke

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Rooting for the bears not only for my grandpa but also @hannahcmontoya

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@ChipotleTweets is this really how we are doing extra protein? What happened to the red large cups?

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@ChipotleTweets Have done so

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@ChipotleTweets these “extra” portions are just ridiculous. Just a scam unless you’re going in the store

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@bigdumb_baby But..I asked first

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Are all the good looking women all in #Chicago ? Genuinely asking

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@traderjoeslut is on fire tonight